Samsbee

some time ago i read good omens and thought “great book, but what if crowley were gay, a great writer, and somewhat sexually involved with aziraphale?” and, me being me, i wrote a poem on this concept entitled “What If An Angel And A Demon Fell In Love? Wouldn’t That Be Nifty?” and today it won me a hundred fucking dollars in a poetry contest. so take that neil gaiman

#‘that jacket doesnt flatter u as much as something more feminine would–’ IM NOT ASKING IF U WOULD DATE ME#im asking if i look like i could travel for weeks across a made up map by horseback on a quest to fulfill my destiny

I need more fake dating AUs in my life

Nora said Neil prefers fruit because he always had access to it growing up and all I can think about is him and Mary driving through Florida and him holding 5 pounds of oranges in his lap from a side of the road set up, thinking about how it’s just them and the oranges against the world

To be clear I was talking about the freshmen. I'm well aware everyone but Aaron is already whipped.

I MISS DIRK GENTLY’S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY

I’m never going to get over the fact that Aaron had girlfriends in high school. Girlfriends, plural. The twinyards have the combined social graces of a cashew and somehow. Aaron had girlfriends. Who is Aaron when Neil isn’t around and how did he convince multiple girls to date him. What is his secret

"Combined social graces of a cashew" is now my favourite twinyard description.

hate to be That Guy but who’s gonna put the Infinity War gif in ????

now add the umbrella scene for all the sadness you’ve caused me

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

also they were roommates

omg they were roommates

I can't wait to read ALL of these

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

neil “rage word vomit” josten Vs. andrew “accidentally went nonverbal for 3 days” minyard