Holy Communism, Batman

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

"queer-owned business" means nothing. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

also its an easy propaganda generator.

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

environmental storytelling.

your ex is a narcissist? so he must struggle with close friendships, right--oh, he's respectful to his male friends? he only acts this way around women? that's crazy, they should invent a word for such a phenomenon

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

*liberal voice* the "Throw Trannies in a Woodchipper Act" is bad because what if a real person gets thrown into the chipper by mistake?

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode