Hello, you.

Being a fanfic author is about basing your entire premise around a single plot bunny and then having to bullshit your way through the rest of the story.

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down