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This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

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I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned āforeverā into the only acceptable definition of success.
Like⦠if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, itās a āfailedā business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you donāt actually want to keep doing that, youāre a āfailedā writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, itās a āfailedā marriage.
The only acceptable āwin conditionā is āyou keep doing that thing foreverā. A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a ārealā friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a āphaseā - or, alternatively, a āpityā that you donāt do that thing any more. A fandom is ādyingā because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things.
I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And itās okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success⦠I donāt think thatās doing us any good at all.
The Assassin's Teapot
The assassinās teapot is a cleverly designed container that can pour from different reservoirs depending on how itās held. Steve Mould digs into the physics in this video, and he builds a transparent cutaway version of the pot to show exactly how it works.Ā (Video and image credit: S. Mould) Read the full article
just gotta break out my antifreeze/piss/baja blast teapot
He's so real
peak lying on your resume behavior

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this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Itās by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, itās Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is farā¦farā¦.worse.
Sorry, Iām about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it āmakes the unseen seen.ā
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. Theyāre described as having paper-white skin and the Other Motherās hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails donāt ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know sheāll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesnāt just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a childās drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me sheās much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coralineās life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my motherās) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasnāt afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said āoh I was terrified I just didnāt want to tell my momā.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
@neil-gaiman, is this true about the publisherās daughter?
It was my literary agent, Merrilee Heifetz who read it and said āyou canāt seriously expect this to be published as a childrenās book.ā So I suggested she read it to her daughters. And she called me back a week later and said āThey love it and they werenāt scared at all. Iāll take it to Harper Childrenās.ā
A decade later, at the Opening Night of the Coraline musical, I was sitting next to Morgan, Merileeās youngest daughter, and told her how her not being scared had made the book happen. And she said āI was terrified. But I needed to find out what happened next. So nobody knew.ā
So, yes.
This website can be toxic at times, but the fact that people can just tag Neil Gaiman to get his input, like a sorcerer invoking a benevolent spirit, is definitely a bright spot.
What the everliving hell?
Your not friendly reminder that cops stole more monetary value then all burglaries in 2020, and that is only dwarfed by time theft by American businesses.
i mean, thereās typecasting
and then thereās playing a version of cinderellaās stepsister four times
four
separate
productions
Hereās a bit of an explanation:
God I love her.
I love that in most cases when someone is type casted they are not proud cause it means hollywood has no respect for their range as an actor but she is not only proud it appears she did it on purpose lmfao
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āBut the funny thing about fame is that just as you start to find your dreams coming true, so, too, can nightmares. And so it was this summer, when pictures emerged in the tabloid press of Holland and Zendaya in a car in L.A., kissing. Itās a small thing, a kiss. And ordinarily, two 20-somethings in a relationship embracing at a stoplight would remain what it is, a moment of intimacy between two people. Only in this case, that kiss was instantly beamed around the world, to be dissected in reaction videos, ārelationship timelines,ā and Entertainment Tonight. (Page Six: āZendaya, Tom Holland finally confirm theyāre dating with steamy car makeout.ā As if they had any choice.) Hollandās private life had been in the press before, but this was different. Hollandās and Zendayaās fans had long obsessed over whether the pair were together (ātom holland and zendaya flirting for 8 minutes straightā: 1.5 million views). Some argued it must be a publicity stunt. āOne of the downsides of our fame is that privacy isnāt really in our control anymore, and a moment that you think is between two people that love each other very much is now a moment that is shared with the entire world,ā Holland says. He has said very little publicly about the relationship, and you sense itās something heās still navigating, trying to work out how much to give. āIāve always been really adamant to keep my private life private, because I share so much of my life with the world anyway,ā he says. āWe sort of felt robbed of our privacy.ā You werenāt ready to talk about it. āI donāt think itās about not being ready. Itās just that we didnāt want to.ā Holland knows that heāll soon be on a global press tour, facing endless questions about it. āItās not a conversation that I can have without her,ā he says. āYou know, I respect her too much to say⦠This isnāt my story. Itās our story. And weāll talk about what it is when weāre ready to talk about it together.ā āIt was quite strange and weird and confusing and invasive,ā Zendaya tells me later, by phone. āThe equal sentiment [we both share] is just that when you really love and care about somebody, some moments or things, you wish were your own.⦠I think loving someone is a sacred thing and a special thing and something that you want to deal with and go through and experience and enjoy amongst the two people that love each other.āā
ā Tom AND Zendaya talk about their relationship and the July 2nd pictures.
I am feeling indescribable rage
Hm choosing violence on this day
I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said āhorses have over 4,000 bonesā and i donāt know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because Iām absolutely terrified of itĀ
extremely thankful this creature exists slightly to the left of our known reality
it sounds like a bowl of cereal when it walks
just because it has 4000 bones doesnāt mean they all must belong to it. you see where Iām going?
OH NOā¦
BONE THEIF!!!
I have to reblog the bone horse. I love the bone horse. It haunts my dreams.
I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated
"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media
I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs
I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs
IM SORRY THEY WHAT
i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?
the fuck is a fast reblog

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Translation: I told this girl sent next to me on the bus that her guide dog was cute and she said āAw I wouldnāt knowā and I choked on my coffee
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I think this is the first one of these that i literally couldnāt understand a damn thing written
the psychic damage i took seeing someone call irn bru (a soft drink!) a coffee is something i may never recover from
EVERYONE STOP I JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON
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