Kobold Wizard

I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

just because it has 4000 bones doesn’t mean they all must belong to it. you see where I’m going?

I have to reblog the bone horse. I love the bone horse. It haunts my dreams.

we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

ikanzame come to california ikanzame. your power will grow beyond mortal limits here ikanzame

So long!! A very cool derg

ITS LOCKED, I CANT REACH THE LEVER TO UNLOCK IT, IM SORRYYYYY!!

and the most important thing to remember is that on the relatively unpopular social media site “tumblr” there is a user named evilwizard who will take care of you. and he will never lie to you

unless it's about the differences between serpents and legless lizards. don't trust him on that one. everything else is pretty reliable tho

they’re pretty much the same thing

I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Guess who's being the most annoying on this post

this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD

This... is just racist... why are you being racist? You are blaming an entire group of people, based on skin color alone, for causing a problem.

Or Lamia

An inspiration to us all

Or Lamia