I'm cooler online

Just looking at this game I know it's Finnish

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was discovered by accident during the Apollo program when NASA discovered what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

in cow world, green onions are cigarettes

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting