Hype Person™

yes... yes! the condor is out!

condor 1215 (tag yellow 15) being released back into pinnacles national from (as far as i can tell) a checkup. she is 3 years old and was wild born to 589 & 569 ("phoebe the forager"). [1]

Street Name: P.jack

Birthplace: I was built in russiaa

Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness

Age: 7 years old

Blood Type: Gasoline

Height: 235 cm

Weight: 185 kg

Hair Color: Going bald

Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy

Occupation: Robot prototype

Marital Status: Single

Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog

Dislikes: Hate across the world

Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

Campaign 4 Episode 28: Chasing Shadows

Bonus: “Thaisha.”

it being introduced alongside botox and fillers and multiple of their clinics suddenly saying that they won't perform abortions on anyone above a certain BMI even though it's against their own internal standards

That article doesn’t mention laser hair removal, although that does seem in line with what they’re doing. They do talk about also offering laughing gas for IUD insertions/removals as part of this, and I’ll take any W we can get at this point. Them offering Botox is awful and a sign of how bad shit has gotten, but it’s better than them having to shut down completely.

I cannot find any source on Planned Parenthood denying abortions due to BMI. When I looked it up all I found was info about a woman being denied an abortion at a different clinic who was eventually able to get one at a Planned Parenthood. (Link to Planned Parenthood Action Fund press release, February 2026). OP did mention that the BMI-based denials were against their own internal standards, so me not finding a source there doesn’t mean it isn’t happening, just that I haven’t been able to confirm it.