a very queer spoonie witch

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hippie church moms donating quinoa chips to my local food bank have done more for me materially than any internet idealist ever has.

welcome to my blog im annoying

i’m having an edging party but none of you can come

Billionaires think their wealth is a curse because it isolates them from their friends or whatever. No. Billionaires have king Tuts curse because they’re destined for death.

wait, don't all mortals have that curse?

Sorry, *horrific death

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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