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emil

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

emil

peggle make phone calls

myseasontwo

PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU ALL TO VOTE SENSHI FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026 PLEASE HES SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHORT AND HE LOOKS LIKE ME AND I DONT SEE THAT A LOT SO PLEASE

💬 16404 🔁 38312 ❤️ 46926 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

lemonsweet

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

liebelesbe

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

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herowyn

5 0 Y E A R S A G O

closetocanada

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

magnetictapedatastorage

after thinking about it, a space marine could probably skinfade himself. for a real person, its impossible because you can't see the back of your own head and so can't keep track of the many areas to shave, each with different guards on the clipper, different lever adjustments, etc. BUT! given that space marines have ridiculously good memory and spacial sense, he could just do the same series of motions each time. he'd just have to get it right once, and then he'd be fine to do that once a week for the next few thousand years. before that he would definitely fuck himself up multiple times and look ridiculous though. thankfully a helmet would hide it until it grows back and he could try again.

anyways i think this would be the most iron warriors thing anyone could ever do because it is:

paranoid (i don't want anyone standing behind me or touching me!)

unsociable (i don't need anybody's help!)

making things unnecessarily difficult for no reason (i'm also not going to shave myself bald or do a crew cut or anything easy!)

a form of art that is often dismissed as a mere trade labor, as if getting your hands dirty isn't a universal consequence of creative pursuits. not to mention the vital nature of barbers, who never get credit for their role in public health and sanitation (mainly preventing parasites from spreading), who never get to retire because they live off dogshit wages with no union and have no one to turn to for help (because they hate each other so fucking bad). have you ever seen what's hidden under a hardhat at the end of a hotass day? or a homeless guy's beanie in winter? because its not a clean head!!! its not!!! a clean!!! head!!! you ever had to scrape the mold off a hobo??? do you think they're capable of giving a good tip!? but it has to be done without complaint because somebody has to be the-- [i am dragged off the stage by a hazard-striped shepherd hook]

werewolf-transgenderism

STOP the "grimdark muddy and grey medievalism film about a white dude doing some bullshit" industrial complex. WHERE is the Questing Beast WHERE are the cool women WHERE are the people of color WHERE is the fun and whimsy and fantastical

bells-lettres

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

vintagewildlife

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

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charl0ttan

will the owner of the goalpost out in the bailey please move it down the slippery slope towards the middle ground where a strawman is currently begging the question. we have a bandwagon waiting to help you, unless youre too much of an uneducated dipshit to handle any of that, in which case we can circle back to a true scotsman who will be able to appeal to our authority.

phantomarine

Phantomarine is updated -ch 7 p 59

Yeah she's handling this well.

wayneradiotv

Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta

samirasystole

random but here is a recipe for cold peanut noodles that you can make during hot weather because i just ate this and had a fantastic time

2tbsp of peanut butter. a splash of rice vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, maple syrup. some chili flakes, some sesame seeds. a splash of water to thin it out. now you put in your noodles (cooled!!!! boiled and rinsed so they’re cold!!) and then some chopped up cucumber or carrot or avocado or cabbage or any crunchy vegetable. i just used cucumber

you can also put in lime juice or herbs or sriracha or grated garlic/ginger or anything like that; tofu/tempe/meat for more protein etc. noodle wise this can be ramen soba udon whatever, i used soba. enjoy homies

p1nkc4lyps0

we got a full house.

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paranoidpaleandroid

so we're doing propaganda eh

VOTE SENSHI! VOTE SENSHI!

Senshi is love senshi is life! Senshi cares for his friends and nature! Senshi is humble and nurturing! Senshi is a great comic relief without losing depth of character!

Senshi is very caring and passionate about his love of culinary, nutrition, even the hierarchy of the dungeon itself. Senshi's well endowed shape can survive many winters. Senshi helps and teaches others regardless of reward. He is strong and capable of eliminating this year's Sexyman Victim! Senshi is foreveer

We've come so far already! We can do this! Vote Senshi!

@mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

cat-person-of-the-day

today’s cat person of the day is: slutty mcslut from gal’s frontier

anemonequeen-moved

fuck you thats not her name

anemonequeen-moved

oh its a hentai nevermind

nohj3

No. Not exactly.

That’s the name given to her by a newgrounds hosted porn game that stole her image. (An incredibly common move back then, as most late 90s foreign porn vn developers didn’t have the English internet presence to identify that their art was being stolen.)

Her real name is…

Well as far as i can tell, nobody knows.

You see, the classic flash game is actually uh… Significantly more known and more popular than the original hentai vn she came from. And her art is synonymous with that name, in most peoples head.

The company that made the original vn is long gone, And i can’t find anyone who is willing to admit they own the cd for a Japanese only 20 years old, 6/10 hentai visual novel, to ask to borrow to figure out the name.

A cursory google search only returned, the entire games art with no novel, And a wayback machine look at the company’s website description of the game Dx

So apologies, for coming up short, but no that’s not actually her official name.

foxgirlchorix

found a download, someone remind me tomorrow

uhuh100

@foxgirlchorix ding ding

foxgirlchorix

Her name is Ayano, and she’s cosplaying a fictional character named Felin!

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