PopPunkPrincess

plant based diet. as opposed to meat cringe diet

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

Okay, but what if I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall?

You're safe

But what if I've never licked a spark plug, and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt, and I don't look good in leggings?

But have you been to Boston in the fall?

HIS CORNDOG

I hope bad things happen to evil people

Hell yes I have a sigil now folks

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

me making coffee: this going to fix everything.

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

there are more genders on heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your women and gender studies class

I have the type of neurodivergence exclusively represented in the context of serial killers but in real life it just makes you a weird nerd with complexes. I'm like if dexter didn't kill people but his internal monologue was exactly the same for no reason

I walk around like "they don't know I'm a hollow simulacrum of a human being but whenever someone gets close enough they start noticing something is wrong with me" & really what people are picking up on is that I just seem kind of nervous

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"