Safe Inside Myself

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

I hope this joke outlives the context that made it, leaving future generations baffled.

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

ignoring everything the pandemic response specialists were saying was good for the economy tho. State governors and federal agencies with no medical experience and no economics education told us so

"no reliable data" What A Curious Coincidence. I Wonder What Might Have Been Happening In That Period To Cause Such a Thing

in europe they got antisemitism

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

We need a train one, a snow resort one, one with racecars (there should be a load of palindromes in that one), a boat/cruse one- I can keep going

And, in fact, I will! We need a scoobey-doo type one where mad supernatural shit is happening and then it turns out to just be a guy (extra points for this one if Blanc respects the superstitions while still solving the mystery and then berates the guy for using/abusing a culture), we need one where its a two in one of an almost insignificant case and a much larger case and he cares more about the small one and has solved the big one ages ago but is using it to fund expensive tests for the smaller case. No reveal of the smaller case somehow being more important, just the lesson that sometimes it's the right thing to take care of the little guys.

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

Reblog to make it drop faster

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet