Something Here But I Don't Know What

I’m howling

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

ok this one wins

I’m pretty sure it’s “healthy as a horse” because horses have two modes, 100% perfect health and Dead

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

Fuck this fuck you fuck this site fuck everything

For everyone on this post asking which villains I’m talking about/what kind: this post was written especially about the all villains that you particularly hate, and it was written to spite you, personally.

bitches on tumblr be like “op im gonna steal ur ankles!!” good luck chewing through my ankle monitor LOL

why did i say this

"[female character] is a himbo" there's already a word for that and you ain't gonna like it

Wimbo (woman himbo)

remember when jared leto absolutely terrorized his suicide squad castmates and turned himself into a laughing stock bc he misinterpreted what method acting is, only to have 7 minutes of screen time and be cut from most of the film’s promotional material? i know it was a while ago now but i dnt think anything more satisfying will happen in our lifetime

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.