flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

oh