I COME COMPLETE AND INVINCIBLE

First of all put some respect on my name

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

The male bitch at cvs always got a rolex with a cracked glass no hourhand and hes got a cut like he was ran over by bull's at ru paul so we call him tweny dollar dandy I think hes been charging me extra for my vitamin e so i slipped him a viral strain and he dont work there anymore

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

a 500 word short story with the same plot as your novel that explores how quickly the problem could be solved by sonic the hedgehog

sonic heritage post

I’ve never seen this one before and it just punched me in the fucking face.

Just like Knuckles did to Sonic

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

not my labyrinth not my minotaur

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

when people talk about the "human condition" they mostly mean lactose intolerance and needing glasses