Prince of Light

oh artisanal. Wow that is bad kerning.

On the one hand I refuse to defend Americans and this behavior is kind of embarrassing but on the other hand dumbasses enraging Europeans by not caring even a little bit about their funny little currencies is absolutely hilarious so I’m conflicted here

I think we should go back to harvesting seashells

Idk I'm in full support of forcing the English to accept my green construction paper

This post just gets funnier as it goes.

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

White Boy Summer

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

I agree there should be no boots, EXCEPT when it comes to music. When it comes to music, I believe everything should be crushed under rock 'n' roll.

are we joking or…

your hatred for rap is just racism whether you like/know it or not. as someone who has been heavily interested in music since childhood and is dating a musician, we would both tell you you’re just an asshole and you’re pretentious. as someone who’s into punk rock (the actual movement, not just mindlessly consuming the music but actually engaging with the art and subculture), you are antithetical to punk rock. you are not cool and you should fix your attitude about genres and music styles and techniques you clearly don’t understand. hating other genres doesn’t make you smart or enlightened or whatever, it just makes you a loser white person that hates things that are different from what you’re used to.

*Tucker Carlson voice* what are we doing? What’s going on?

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

i know it’s supposed to be “it’s gonna be may!” But ain’t that fuckin’ ramen?

how soon we forget Justin timberlake’s bad perm

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.