˗ˏˋa buncha stuff ˎˊ˗

oh god im responsible for me

I saw this Project Hail Mary review that said like "Ryan Gosling has never been more appealing" and then he's flopping around in a tastefully translucent plastic bag with caveman hair and getting wasted and dancing with a mop and barfing into a caution cone and taking every possible opportunity to slip, trip, and bang his face on every available surface.

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

She's spotted Chris Pratt and she's not letting him make a Juarassic World sequel on her property O_O

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…