Rust Belt Kitsch

I wish sports betting apps could feel pain

its a cliche but im a slut for when a character is introduced as super chill and goofy and then you later find out theyre chill and goofy because theyre too powerful to be touched. the level 100 wizard whos already figured out everything and is just vibing now. big fan.

everything is a reference when you're crazy

i really dislike the assumption that you're either into math/science OR you're into art/history/whatever. i think people limit themselves when they feel like they're only allowed to fit into one box and not the other. there are no boxes we made them up you can do whatever you want forever

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

yourew not even a boy to me. youre more like a sandwich or a bowl of cereal.

You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

hey op? KISS THE BRICK BEFORE YOU THROW IT

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!