Hiya

wait… the last human touch grace got to experience was moving his dead crewmates bodies. and the last touch from a living human was being tackled and drugged.

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore