good people, just a moment!

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

the important thing to remember about corporations is that they are so so stupid

this post brought to you by my ex employer claiming that they can't have done disability discrimination against me because there's no proof I had PTSD in January 2025, although they do admit I had it both four months before and six months after that

asked my lawyer if this was the dumbest thing she'd ever seen and she gave me the ol' dead eyed stare that has watched a thousand civilisations fall

Instead of “oh no my immersion” or “this game studio clearly didn’t try” when an npc spends all day smoking in the same spot after walking there from their car it’s like wow I’m watching the wheels of the world turning it’s so cool watching how these systems work in practice it’s like witnessing nature in action

not to victim blame but if pearl didnt want to get pushed onto the train tracks maybe she shouldnt have been standing at the train station in front of a guy called the pusher :///////////

the stupidest circle of hell is when you're like oh this ship is SO obviously supported by canon surely everyone must talk about it and then you find out the dedicated popular yaoi is some total bullshit

thank you everybody who's ranted in the tags i love hearing about people's haterisms in fandoms i'm not a part of. feed me more

If it happens on July 4th, I will buy and display an American flag bigger than God.

Good morning everyone who has a crush on me, everyone else have a bad day

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

We need a big chart where we rank all tumblr users most impactful developmental trauma and illnesses of the mind so we can use it to determine who has senior authority when arguing about anime characters

You try and tell me off for my attack on titan take and I check the chart and see you’re 3 points less molested than me plus your parents aren’t divorced so I begin to draft a callout posthaste

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.