ваша мать

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

I love reading Letterboxd reviews from people who have a pet issue that completely dominates their critical lens. posting shit like "Babe 2: Pig in the City does not do nearly enough to refute the myth of the nuclear family. 1-and-a-half stars"

it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back

breaking something by stepping on it is lowkey so embarassing, like damn here comes the deviantart giantess

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

are you a male ski jumper alleged to be pursuing marginal gains that could yield up to a 5-8 metre increase in flight distance or are you just pleased to see me

liking anime is mainstream now but you can still like anime in the original disgraceful otaku loser way, which is the correct way to do it