I rlly think sweet thing is ur magnum opus fr bc the amount of times I think abt that bit when they pull up to his house and then his dad bursts out like the koolaid man, government name drops him n Toby justttttt
ROLLS HIS EYES N LEAVES?????? His lil “puh-party’s over” IDK WHY ITS SO WEIRD BUT IT ALSO MAKES MY EYES ROLL BACK WHEN I THINK OF IT SLFKJFJF
Idk man sweet thing Toby is just like straight up the hottest depiction of him that’s ever existed :’) he’s *too* good wanna keep him in my pocket forever n ever like a worm <3333
OKAY THIS IS SO VALID. sweet thing toby is my babygirl forreal. he’s SOOOOOOOOOO i want to simultaneously squish him like a bug while also cradling him gently. i hate him so much!!!! he’s the ideal man!!!!
he’s just a ratty no good troublemaker who has NO BUSINESS being as charming as he is. i ALSO woulda folded and given him my virginity no questions asked.
do we think he’s actually in love??? or is it just sick fixation?? maybe he just finds pleasure in corrupting her! or maybe he’s overwhelmed bc she’s the first person to accept him!! who knows! (I do!)
you’re making me wanna work on part three! i already know where it’s goin and let me tell u. he just gets better (worse)