🩸 taste the blood 🩸

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

this email could have been a cute girl going "letter for you, miss!" and then tripping over and showing panties as she left

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

tiger mountain fortress has been breached by doomwraiths