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The only appropriate thing biden could do at this point is shoot himself in the head

If you are lying, you should say that you are lying. Please tag such things with "unreality."

grow up

can i doordash you a hamburger, goddess

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

Daily reminder that the US, who love to scaremonger about "communist labour camps," have legal slave labour if you're in prison

imagine if instead of it being called a sip it was as called a suck. can I have a suck of water? 🤨

imagine an expanse of graves spanning miles and miles, too many miles for you to traverse

when he fuck me good i take his ass to busch gardens

everyones got that homie who, within the depths of the dungeon, found a cruel facsimile of that which he desired most, and was corrupted absolutely

turn up the hurdy gurdy i cant hear the hurdy gurdy

if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

grug picking a different kind of fruit if you catch grug meaning. hunting a different type of bear.

happy gorgeous transgender women friday

to celebrate you have to give a transgender woman 50$ today