In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.
Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all
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In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.
Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all

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Hereâs the opposite story, though. With apologies because I donât have the book in front of me, so I may get some details wrong, but I read this âIrenaâs Childrenâ by Tilar J. Mazzeo.
Irena lived in Warsaw during the Nazi occupation, and dedicated her life to rescuing Jewish children from the Ghetto, and her story is complicated in a lot of ways but - well, this story isnât actually about Irena, per se.
Itâs about a bus driver.
Itâs about a day when sheâs traveling across town by bus with a very young Jewish child, and partway to their destination the child looks up and asks a question - in Yiddish. and the whole bus goes quiet, because everyone knows what that means. And Irena thinks, okay, weâre going to die here today.
And sheâs running through her options - all of them bad - and suddenly the bus stops, and the bus driver announces that thereâs been a mechanical failure and the bus needs to return to the depot immediately. Everyone off, please.
And she stands and goes to get off the bus and the driver says - not you two. Sit down. So she sits down as everyone else leaves, because, well, what else is she going to do? the options are all still bad, at this point.
and when the bus is empty the bus driver says,
âWhere do you need to go?â
And then he drives them as close to their destination as he can, and lets them off, and drives away. And Irena lives, and the kid lives, and they never cross paths again.
So a janitor got three people killed, and a bus driver saved two lives - not to mention all the other lives indirectly saved because Irena was able to continue her work.
I think about that almost every day now, to be honest.
We canât all be Irena. I couldnât be Irena. She was in a unique place with very specific skills and connections that let her do what she did. I am just one mentally ill librarian. I canât be her. But - I can be the bus driver. Or I could be the janitor. Because it doesnât matter what your job is. It doesnât matter who you are. In a world like this, every single one of us has the opportunity to do massive harm or massive good. We can save lives or end them.
And thatâs scary. but itâs also very comforting? at least for me. Because at the end of the day it means this: no matter of how small and helpless and unimportant you feel, youâre never powerless in the face of great evil.
You can choose to be the bus driver.
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i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny
why đ itâs about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????
THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
Iâm every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what youâve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) Theyâre marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think sheâs right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
Itâs back!
I looked this up because I had to know what itâs from. Itâs a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and itâs about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.
The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the filmâs dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result itâs quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.
Plus the clip is delightful.
I just needed this again.
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fuck it, i never ever do those âreblog for X, this one really works!â posts, but this one doesnât have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesnât even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
we didn't have lemons
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I cannot believe this has been sitting in my drafts for almost a month. GUYS. THIS WAS SO FUNNY.
Our party has a rival who is basically the golden dragonborn version of Gilderoy Lockhart and he happened to take credit (unknowingly) for one of the bigger quests we had just finished. Now the whole island is fawning over him, musicals have been made, everyone adores him- he drives the party insane.
The dwarf especially has a thing against him and so he and Helia went to see the performance opening night and⌠it was good. DM rolled a nat20, and we expected a school play but got Broadway instead đ
Helia plays the songs while they travel, much to the partyâs dismay
The Gimli Glider is one of those stories where every aspect sounds more fake than the last and yet it all actually happened.
-A passenger plane was underloaded with fuel because Canada had just converted to the metric system and everyone supposed to double check their numbers got it wrong. -When the plane ran out of fuel they were too far away to make it to an in-service airport and had to head towards the Gimli military base. Which was shuttered. -They were coming in to fast due to a lack of flaps control and had to perform a series of slips (as shown in the video above) to slow down, basically drifting a giant passenger plane. -As they come down they realized that just because Gimliâs been decommissioned doesnât mean itâs abandoned because a bunch of people are having drag races on the runway theyâre about to need. -Despite everything they managed to land safely and no one was killed or even hurt which is why itâs one of the best air disasters to meme on.
The Wikipedia page on this is fantastic and my favorite line from it is âFlying with all engines out was never expected to occur, so it had never been covered in training.â
Nice

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this bit has absolutely no right to be this funny
UNMUTE OMG
holy shit based
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those âreblog for X, this one really works!â posts, but this one doesnât have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesnât even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky

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This... Puts it in amazing terms.
Like $250,000 to me is a house. A whole ass house. Paid off, no mortgage.
And to a billionaire it's the equivalent of me buying a fancy iced coffee.
Damn.
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
Weâll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
Iâve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
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Iâve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didnât think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who werenât around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post youâve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the âDeanâs Gym Shortsâ post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original âReblog if you support gay peopleâ post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post