You Know That Place Between Sleep And Awake?

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

hey if you’re a frequent flyer in my notifications i probably recognize and appreciate you. btw

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

kind of a milf. reblog

No Doubt spinning in their graves hearing people overuse “I’m just a girl”… and they’re not even dead yet!

IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY. THAT IS A THREAT AND A PROMISE.

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

very skilled at having a headache

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me