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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

secondlina

I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.

certifieddudette

My luck levels have been rigged since the new year started and it seems to be infectious… reblogging for yall’s sake

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wanderer-at-heartart

Available as a PRINT, MUG, BAG, LAPTOP CASE, RUG, SHOWER CURTAIN, practically anything you want here!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, now you know.

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Available as a PRINT, MUG, BAG, LAPTOP CASE, RUG, SHOWER CURTAIN, practically anything you want here!!!!!!!!!!

So yeah, now you know.

#buddha #painting #artblr #society6 #support an artist

muffin-n-waffle

if you wanna be my lover you gotta be willing to sit down and watch 2005 pride and prejudice with me at least more than once a year

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mydearthisbe

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.”

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.”

twelvemonkeyswere

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

thesanityclause

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

septimusprime

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

dreadpiratemary-deactivated2018

Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.

zero0000

“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”

animatedamerican

it got better

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesn’t collapse every other week because like

You’ve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them

And there is literally no common sense

Anywhere to be found

Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself Steve

kat8porgs

Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but I’d like to bring up

The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.

But, but, but, you know the one person

the one person

who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?

Severus Snape.

Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that it’s Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so… so affronted.

‘Severus, he is my cousin.’

And Sirius would love it. He’d love the fact that Snape just hated it. He’d be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it

That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like ‘excuse me, I’ve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think they’re attracted to glasses’

and the magical community is like ‘shit, yeah, you’re right’

and just

Spare. Snape goes spare.

laurathia

Picturing Snape as Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Oddparents now.

mariana-oconnor

Gerald White eventually becomes a fully registered animagus. When he turns into his animagus form right in front of Snape, Snape’s bursting at the seams, just pointing at him and spluttering:

‘HE’S A BIG BLACK DOG! A DOG - THAT IS BLACK. SIRIUS BLACK. BLACK DOG DOG BLACK.’

And Remus calmly says: “That’s absurd, Severus. Sirius Black was never an animagus and besides which, people’s names don’t have any influence over their animagus forms or anything like that. That’s ridiculous.”

And Snape yells: “Shut it WEREWOLF MCWEREWOLF!”

Everyone looks at Remus, who blinks and sighs as Gerald White turns back into his human form.

“Pure coincidence,” Gerald says. “My aunt was into Roman mythology. Has to happen sometimes.” Then he pauses to give Snape an overly concerned look. “Are you alright, Severus? You’re looking a little red.”

welcometotheravenclawcommonroom

Honest question… has this been turned into a fic?? Because I need this hilarity in my life

wanderer-at-heartart

First time seriously arting in a while. Took me all day but it was worth it. Was feeling inspired by Alphonse Mucha

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Disney Hero-Villain Faceswaps

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Whenever Disney “re-imagines” an animated classic as a live action film, they use so much CGI that they’re essentially making an animated film.

flawedmangoes

#i have been saying this since the beginning #so glad im not alone #its all for money #and its not even original #🙄

cheaphalloweencostume

this is what a hobbit would mug you with

annabellesacres

not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch

greystarrednights

When you don’t pay Tom Nook back soon enough

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Hufflebuff (via thisguy1036)

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SLYTHERGAINS

brokenheartedcubscout

the signs as underrated animated films

Aries - Meet The Robinsons

Taurus - Treasure Planet

Gemini - The Black Cauldron

Cancer - The Iron Giant

Leo - The Road to El Dorado

Virgo - Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Libra - Brother Bear

Scorpio - The Rescuers Down Under

Sagittarius - Anastasia

Capricorn - Balto

Aquarius - Ferngully

Pisces - Oliver & Company

ruroukenluver13

This is further evidence that the perfect match for me, an Aries, is Leo because I'll be damned if road to el dorado isn't one of my favorite movies of all time.

keyblades-and-kingdoms

i don’t understand why atlantis isn’t more popular of a movie

i mean

amazing and unique art style

spot-on humor

strong, badass female and/or POC characters

awkward but incredibly intelligent lead that isn’t conventionally attractive

COOKIE

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