Ninja Penguins

Nathan, it's a bright blue truck in plain view. And you're pointing away from the direction she'd be coming from... Please, my dude. Why are you facing the water? Please.

... I hate to say I told you so...

Also, I hate to be this person. But I would not let the man who can't feel anything hold my baby, especially not my baby who kills people when he cries. Bad decision. Sorry Nathan, but knowing how difficult it is to do literally anything while numb, you are never going to be my first pick for baby holding. It's a genuine miracle you can drive or... eat... Or literally anything. I love you, but you just have to squeeze that kid a little too tight and people are dropping dead all over town. I know you love babies, but no.

But he's also the kind of person who practices to keep up with his trouble alot. He seems extremely natural with kids, you an say tye squeeze to tight for everything, I mean he's a cop after all if one of the first things he learned to control wasn't his grip strength he'd probably be in trouble.

Love that all the hydrangeas I passed on my walk today are faded enough, and clearly in mixed acidic/alkaline soil so they're all supporting trans pride. Very appropriate.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell