Ninja Penguins

Rewatching Haven and I remembered that Nathan was a wife guy. But I forgot how he gets like one kiss and then immediately stops paddling in the shallows and jumps into the deepend like: "I will break laws for her. I will destroy my life for her. I will die for her. I will kill everyone in this town and then myself for her. She is ignoring me, but she is my life. Let me destroy the world for her. Please."

The fact that he thinks there is anyone in this town who doesn't know that he's in love with Audrey is the most unbelievable thing that has ever happened in this show. Sure, Nathan, you're undercover. You're really good at lying and hiding your desperate pining. Good job, Sweetie. You're fooling literally no one.

No one in this show understands what 'undercover' means. "The evil house that has on multiple occasions created fake audio messages, just set up a situation where we heard him tell the woman in the secret society he's infiltrating that he's on her side, so he must be on her side for real."

Rewatching Haven and I remembered that Nathan was a wife guy. But I forgot how he gets like one kiss and then immediately stops paddling in the shallows and jumps into the deepend like: "I will break laws for her. I will destroy my life for her. I will die for her. I will kill everyone in this town and then myself for her. She is ignoring me, but she is my life. Let me destroy the world for her. Please."

The fact that he thinks there is anyone in this town who doesn't know that he's in love with Audrey is the most unbelievable thing that has ever happened in this show. Sure, Nathan, you're undercover. You're really good at lying and hiding your desperate pining. Good job, Sweetie. You're fooling literally no one.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

You know I don't think you should be able to stand down to trigger a by-election and then run in said by-election

Also if you're in England this week and in particular London, we're not claiming that we arranged a horrible heatwave to promote the release of our book about disgusting monsters on the underground during a horrible heatwave, but if we HAD, you have to admit that would have been a real flex by our comms team

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the werewolves were on his side...

It's amazing how I read a Shakespeare play and I'm like sure I guess this is kinda clever but then I see one performed by a cast who really get it and ohhhh fuck. Holy fucking fuck. Yeah ok this really is That Good. I see why Shakespeare is such a big deal even today. Fuck.