Ninja Penguins

No one cares about the poor engineer guy. That sucks.

Nathan. You could... Wait until daytime to go down the deep dark hole... Maybe?

Haven took the vashta nerada from Doctor Who? I did not expect that.

I repeat: if Stan dies, I riot.

Okay, if most of the police don't know about The Troubles then what the fuck have they thought has been happening for the last few years. What did they think was going on with the Rev? What did they think Nathan and Audrey did? What did they think about Dwight being randomly made chief?

The fact that people are using the word thinny in a serious manner is madness. Who thought that was a good term to use? They're grown adults.

Oh yeah, Audrey's got a new step-dad.

Mara is going to... Save Haven? Duke. Are you listening to yourself? I know you two had sex, but seriously? Up until a few days ago she was laughing at how many people would die. You're a moron. Where did you put the braincell? You needed that thing. Did you bleed it out at some point?

The idea of Mara "I stab people in the eye", "I shot Dwight three times in the chest without looking" being scared and phoning Duke while hiding under the bed is so ridiculous I'm laughing. Duke, you're being so dumb.

Imagine having such a positive self-image that when you're cursed to physically be what you feel you are, your health improves.

Goddammit, Duke.