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Haven is wild. This guy raises the ghosts of the people he buries. You have to kill him to stop his unborn child from doing the same thing.

Or... Your kid could just... Not be a grave digger. Maybe?

#Haven

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Chocolate fudge sauce is so easy to make. This is dangerous.

galaventuring

You know I don't think you should be able to stand down to trigger a by-election and then run in said by-election

#uk politics #agreed

gollancz

THE BURN LINE by @jonnywaistcoat is out in the UK in TWO DAYS.

West End Lane Books are offering signed editions (with international shipping, if North America can't wait the six addition weeks for your banging edition)

Not to bang my drum, but did you know buying a book on launch day/pre-ordering it, can massively help publishers to support authors? If you think you might want it eventually, make eventually NOW! I'm giving you permission in case anyone asks. I told you to do it.

gollancz

Also if you're in England this week and in particular London, we're not claiming that we arranged a horrible heatwave to promote the release of our book about disgusting monsters on the underground during a horrible heatwave, but if we HAD, you have to admit that would have been a real flex by our comms team

#Jonathan Sims #The Burn Line #Books

I would like to take this moment to say that the voters of Clacton have been given an opportunity to do something both awesome and hilarious...

#UK politics #I mean they elected him in the first place #but one can dream #And less than 60% voted in the last general election #Guys you can do this #if you focus and co-ordinate you can do this #And if you don't do this #he's going to reach new levels of smug that we don't yet have words to describe #We don't want those words to exist #For the sake of the English language #Please

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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

#Supergirl #I'm dead #like maybe she saves me #but realistically I'm dead before she even notices I exist #I died in the dive bar before she got there #Qd #poll

headspace-hotel

I’ve been reading about werewolves on Wikipedia and I just have to say. “Werewolves are warriors that descend into hell to fight demons” kicks unbelievable amounts of ass as a concept

mariana-oconnor

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the werewolves were on his side...

#werewolves #love this #Qd

blazing-butterfly-inactive

It's amazing how I read a Shakespeare play and I'm like sure I guess this is kinda clever but then I see one performed by a cast who really get it and ohhhh fuck. Holy fucking fuck. Yeah ok this really is That Good. I see why Shakespeare is such a big deal even today. Fuck.

#shakespeare #yes #accurate #it is meant to be performed #Qd

dndmultiverse

Still a good show

#me af #stranger things #it's about the verisimilitude #it's about the research #the fact I did 10 times the research for a fic that will never be finished than they did for their final season #I decided I couldn't use a specific god in my fantasy fic because that god wasn't released until an issue of dragon magazine 2 years later #I spent hours working out how AD&D bards and paladins worked and what spells they could use #I repeat: for a fantasy fic #D&D wasn't even a thing in the fic universe #I was just using D&D for my world building #and my brain was like 'hey! it's got to be consistent with the D&D the characters in the series would know'#do you know how many dragon magazine issues I pored through on archive.org?#I'm an entirely well-balanced person with no issues at all #thank you for asking #but seriously though #I had a moment like 'Eddie can't worship Kundo he doesn't exist yet; he'll have to worship Olidammara. There goes my heavy metal reference #I'm genuinely unhinged #it's a problem #Qd

drizzledrawings

☆tiger☆

#pretty art #tiger #love the colour palette #Qd

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OK, okay, okay, so an alien comes to earth for... idk, tourism? a gap year? BUT the only thing they've seen of earth is Hallmark Movies.

#idk #is this anything?#Qd

Sometimes a piece of media is like: "look, it's a love triangle!" and what they're pointing at is just a throuple still in its slow burn phase.

#in this instance it's about Haven #but this is true in so many cases #Qd

Rewatching both Merlin and Haven at the same time has led me to believe that a Merlin/Arthur/Gwaine Haven fusion fic with Merlin as Audrey, Arthur as Nathan, Gwaine as Duke would work surprisingly well.

#BBC Merlin #Haven #merlin emrys #Gwaine #Arthur Pendragon #Audrey Parker #nathan wuornos #Duke Crocker #Merlin/Arthur/Gwaine #Audrey/Duke/Nathan #Qd

Does anyone else play the game with themselves while they're walking, left foot or right foot, where you pick a point ahead of you on the path and guess whether you're going to step on it with your left foot or right foot? You can't adjust your pace or your speed, just have to keep walking exactly as you are. It's especially fun in autumn when you can pick a particularly crunchy looking leaf.

#don't know if this is a common thing to do or one of those weird things I do like calculating the numbers of dots on ceilings #I get it right a statistically improbable percentage of the time #which leads me to think that there's some sort of proprioception thing going on #but sometimes I'm waaaaay off #it's fun

drachenmagier

More dragons. Because everything is better with dragons~.

#accurate #pretty art #dragons #Qd

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solarmane

new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

that is how you wake the lawyers.

odins-price

Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.

peppermintquartz

Tell the writer to read the TOS. Writers absolutely CANNOT ask for payment in exchange for fanfic. If they won't take it down ASAP, report it to AO3.

mariana-oconnor

Seeing a lot of people in the notes talking about how fanfic is only legal if we don't charge money for it. Not arguing with those folks. But an equally big issue is that AO3/OTW is a charity and - while I'm not a lawyer - from what I understand there are really strict, complicated laws about how charities can get money and what for. This includes everything on their websites.

There are other people on this site who understand the laws regarding charities far better than I do (I imagine a number of them are part of OTW). But you do not mess around with these sorts of laws because things go downhill fast.

So yeah, warn people and report people who solicit money on AO3 in any way because it's bad for all of us in multiple ways.

#AO3 #OTW #I am not an expert #but I did a little bit of fact checking while writing this and I think I have the gist

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#broccoli and green beans #and sweet potato and tomatoes and onion #if you count what was in the sauce #Qd

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