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You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?
good
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great
awful
FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW
dead
results

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I’ve been reading about werewolves on Wikipedia and I just have to say. “Werewolves are warriors that descend into hell to fight demons” kicks unbelievable amounts of ass as a concept
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the werewolves were on his side...
It's amazing how I read a Shakespeare play and I'm like sure I guess this is kinda clever but then I see one performed by a cast who really get it and ohhhh fuck. Holy fucking fuck. Yeah ok this really is That Good. I see why Shakespeare is such a big deal even today. Fuck.
Still a good show
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OK, okay, okay, so an alien comes to earth for... idk, tourism? a gap year? BUT the only thing they've seen of earth is Hallmark Movies.
Sometimes a piece of media is like: "look, it's a love triangle!" and what they're pointing at is just a throuple still in its slow burn phase.
Rewatching both Merlin and Haven at the same time has led me to believe that a Merlin/Arthur/Gwaine Haven fusion fic with Merlin as Audrey, Arthur as Nathan, Gwaine as Duke would work surprisingly well.
Does anyone else play the game with themselves while they're walking, left foot or right foot, where you pick a point ahead of you on the path and guess whether you're going to step on it with your left foot or right foot? You can't adjust your pace or your speed, just have to keep walking exactly as you are. It's especially fun in autumn when you can pick a particularly crunchy looking leaf.
More dragons. Because everything is better with dragons~.

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new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)
me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:
no.
NO.
starting to rock back and fourth.
you do not understand.
you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.
we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.
do not tempt fate youngling.
step away from the paywall.
that is how you summon the ancient evils.
that is how you wake the lawyers.
Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.
Tell the writer to read the TOS. Writers absolutely CANNOT ask for payment in exchange for fanfic. If they won't take it down ASAP, report it to AO3.
Seeing a lot of people in the notes talking about how fanfic is only legal if we don't charge money for it. Not arguing with those folks. But an equally big issue is that AO3/OTW is a charity and - while I'm not a lawyer - from what I understand there are really strict, complicated laws about how charities can get money and what for. This includes everything on their websites.
There are other people on this site who understand the laws regarding charities far better than I do (I imagine a number of them are part of OTW). But you do not mess around with these sorts of laws because things go downhill fast.
So yeah, warn people and report people who solicit money on AO3 in any way because it's bad for all of us in multiple ways.
everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy
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When I find myself in artistic trouble, Karina Farek comes to me, speaking words of wisdom:
"Get rid of that fucking tangent."

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Merlin Rewatch: s01e12 - The Labyrinth of Gedref
Started this one with dinner again, so we're most of the way through. A few notes:
It's never occurred to me before, but why did Arthur shoot the unicorn. It's horse shaped. Why not... Try to tame it and ride it into battle? I can't imagine they often hunt horses. Although... Horse meat, I suppose. But the kudos of being the prince who rides a unicorn would surely be immense. Like, this boy is dumb.
Second, Anhora's teleporting is such an extra thing to do. Like he will not finish a sentence without randomly blinking over to somewhere else. It's giving batman villain in the best way.
Third, you're telling me Merlin - who grew up in Ealdor, a farmer entirely dependent on the weather and the land - has never had to eat rat before? Really? That boy has eaten rat. Or if he hasn't, he understands completely that when you're hungry you eat whatever the fuck you have to.
Oh look, it's the hedge maze from the books/films we don't talk about. The music is really putting in the work here to make running past foliage ✨dramatic✨. Those evil, evil hedges.
Possibly Arthur's best moment in the entire show with that goblet. "You know me, Merlin: I never listen to you." A+ No notes. Give that man a crown. Just yes. This is the Arthur we want. This is the Arthur we believe in.
How tf does that unicorn see through its fringe?
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