Ninja Penguins

I feel like the missing time stopped them from killing Dave, it didn't almost make them kill him. Every time they woke up it was right before one of them killed him, preventing it from happening.

Oh, William. Making imaginary friends again? Really, you are incredibly pathetic. It's kind of laughable. Although, if I could make a really tall and strong person to lift things and reach things on high shelves... I definitely would.

Why don't her gloves explode?

Ugh. William.

Audrey. Why you being so mean? The man lost his wife, his brother, his girlfriend, and got mindfucked (and fucked fucked) by an interdimensional mass murderer. I think he deserved a holiday. You're just feeling butthurt because he left you.

This is... Not what I thought the void would look like. Huh. More subterranean than anticipated. Less... Swirling death nightmare. It's just... A world.

Oh my god. This is Nathan's house! Nathan has a house! Nathan! I'm so happy for you! It only took 5 seasons.

Okay... Did Lucy tell James about the other way to end the troubles in the barn after he woke up? And she'd forgotten the bit Nathan told her about how it works?

We also need to discuss Haven's time travel system. It is both changing: because the present changed when Duke did things in the past last time. But the things they changed in the past caused things that were already true in the present, like James Cogan's existence. So is time fixed? Or is time flexible?

I've been thinking about this for a while, but where is James? I assume the barn spat him out somewhere. And Arla's body.

Charlotte... You just met the guy. Why are they trying to make me get emotional over this? This has barely been a relationship. I do not care. Sorry Dwight.

Dwight, you literally just met the woman. Nathan had at least known Audrey for a couple of years before he totally committed to the bit.