Ninja Penguins

Only cried a little. And I'm glad they had that extra scene with the two in the barn to clear up that it's definitely her and she's not also in the barn. Otherwise that would be weird.

But imagine how that's going to go for Paige. Btw, actually that's my son. No, you've never met me before but I've met you multiple times. Everyone in town knows you and knows that we're together. Luckily, she's Audrey so she's the right type of crazy for that, I guess.

Also, Fake Audrey is too Audrey for Croatoan's plan to work, but not Audrey enough to fool Nathan. Oh, that's hilarious.

Also, callback song to when he first felt her? 10/10

But damn can this season do anything without a flashback montage?

Like it's not the one place she knows where to find you.

Honestly, the most unbelievable thing would be Audrey believing Nathan went of his own free will. She'd better not. There's no way Nathan would a) leave Audrey. Or b) undermine Duke's sacrifice by abandoning Haven.

Duke. And they let you say bitch. Good for you.

Fuck you. "We love you," as he died?

Worst queerbaiting ever. Istg.

[5 SECONDS LATER]

Oh my god, Mara came by her competence at emotional abuse honestly. First he injures you, then he heals you.