Ninja Penguins

I repeat: if Stan dies, I riot.

Okay, if most of the police don't know about The Troubles then what the fuck have they thought has been happening for the last few years. What did they think was going on with the Rev? What did they think Nathan and Audrey did? What did they think about Dwight being randomly made chief?

The fact that people are using the word thinny in a serious manner is madness. Who thought that was a good term to use? They're grown adults.

Oh yeah, Audrey's got a new step-dad.

Mara is going to... Save Haven? Duke. Are you listening to yourself? I know you two had sex, but seriously? Up until a few days ago she was laughing at how many people would die. You're a moron. Where did you put the braincell? You needed that thing. Did you bleed it out at some point?

The idea of Mara "I stab people in the eye", "I shot Dwight three times in the chest without looking" being scared and phoning Duke while hiding under the bed is so ridiculous I'm laughing. Duke, you're being so dumb.

Imagine having such a positive self-image that when you're cursed to physically be what you feel you are, your health improves.

Goddammit, Duke.

My unicorn got run over by a tractor would be a great title for a children's book

Wow. This woman's a snobby bitch. But she supports her lesbian daughter. Diversity Win!

Duke... Seriously? You have been the biggest advocate for Mara being a lying liar who lies. And now you're listening to her?

That Nathan stopped to put the mask on Pete first before going for Audrey is really a sign of character growth.

I can't believe Dwight is gonna fuck Audrey's Mum.