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apropos of nothing thinking about the psychology today article i read yesterday talking about how upwards of 50% of people with suicidal ideation don't disclose it to mental health professionals, acknowledging the role that fear of institutionalization plays in that, and then ends with "and that's why we need better screening tools to identify ppl with suicidal ideation even when they're lying to us"
All that time and effort spent writing an (badly researched with incorrectly interpreted sources btw) essay just to get transmascs to shut up about our issues so you can be complicit in engaging in transphobia. Why don't you spend that time idfk supporting and engaging with black transfems work and content, huh? No, no, must reference Dworkin and other terfs, huh.
She also used the botched income study, btw. The one that says black and indigenous women make more than their male counterparts.
i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
Seems like my local sticker nazi got a new shipment of stickers a few days ago, I got to take down 47 of them in one go
Also! I accidentally stumbled upon an amazing free noise festival organized by some local squatters, and then made friends with a cat with whom i watched one of the acts. when the act ended he gave me a headbump, and then wandered off. it was magical. All in all it was a pretty good sunday.

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should be shown at every DMV when you get your licence
Always a reblog.
You learn the basics of this at least when you get forklift certified, but this video is a great demonstration!
i think i saw a movie like this once
Ok I needed to know the story and
Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace
Before I have to sign an NDA: providing tech support for billionaires sucks exactly as much as you would imagine.
We don't work directly with many billionaires but the ones that we do are uniformly whiny pissbabies who throw tantrums about totally normal tech stuff and try wheedle their way into free services by threatening to fire us if we don't give them free shit.
The problem is that every whiny pissbaby billionaire is perfectly willing to whine to the board members of companies and nonprofits we *do* want to work with, so if you fire the whiny billionaire as a client or get fired by a whiny billionaire as a service provider, it can destroy your business.
This the same with massive multinational corporations. Business owners get excited at the chance to work with them and see a potentially lucrative customer. They demand so much extra special treatment and labor that working with them destroys every business, hemorrhaging money, cutting quality standards to meet absurd demands. They ultimately end up taking cheapest, lowest profit option and receive it a massive discount, and never return or generate any other business down the line. It's fascinating how they all seem to be the worst people to work with on all levels, but company owners blind themselves to the risk, repeatedly. You'll see people walking around hollow eyed and numb, and it's because you did like a one word logo design for an Amazon subsidiary or sold copper wiring to Microsoft or whatever, everyone worked 100 hour work weeks for a month and they paid two shiny nickels for it. And they will not send business your way either, no chance, unless it's like, you're a company specialized in corporate accounting and it's some dude who wants you to print a t-shirt idea he thinks will make a billion dollars.
There’s an organization called Advance Peace in Fresno CA that combats gun violence by providing mentoring and social services to people likely to commit gun violence that has singlehandedly reduced our local violent crime rate and recently the federal funding for it has been denied for some reason and surprise surprise the violent crime rate is going back up OH WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS
The city council is considering rededicating the city’s marijuana tax funds to Advance Peace and I sure hope they do because frankly by removing funding from organizations like Advance Peace the Feds are killing people.
Fresno has a lot of gang activity and drug trafficking and a lot of poverty and the population is always growing as the rest of California becomes less affordable. The murder rate in this city has gotten to some of the lowest rates I’ve ever seen in my whole life since Advance Peace became associated with the local government a few years ago and the federal funding being taken away from it is really pissing me off.
Also, it saves the city money. Every murder prevented is a lot of resources the city doesn’t have to spend on investigations and other expenses. Even beyond the saving human life bit, this organization benefits everyone.
You know it’s crazy when something has measurable, tangible results and they still cut the funding for it.
They’re not interested in preventing crime. They never have been. If they were they’d increase the funding for Advance Peace and other local organizations like it.

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Oh my god why are you such an absolute freak
I'm still so devastated by how much tumblr's compression chewed up this video (which was already zoomed in past my phone's green zone), but I need y'all to enjoy this weirdo at least a little more than was previously possible:
For people who tell us voting democrat is Useless and we shouldn’t even bother voting. I want to tell you this, Voters actually VOTE who the candidate is for the presidential and senate and whoever is the candidate for the election in the primaries. I looked it up. We vote who the candidate is. There are open voting where everyone is eligible to vote who the candidate is and closed voting where only the political party votes who the candidate is. So to everyone complaining voting is useless and why bother voting democratJust remember people actually can choose by their vote who the candidate is. You just choose not to vote. I’m actually registered to vote in the primary elections. Remember there are democrats who are socialist. Seattle voted a socialist mayor. We can choose who the candidate is. That is why voting regularly is important. Not just voting every four years or voting every two years. But voting when ever there is a voting system. You choose who the candidates are in the voting system.
GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face
No bond stronger than a disabled girl and her disabled cat
I love listening to really old music. Dude’s bragging about how long he can have sex with a full brass band behind him.
20s-60s pop music be like “I’m gonna cuck every man in town because I have a great tongue” *sick piano solo*
People are like, "Pop culture was so innocent back then!"
meanwhile every time a refined old crooner mentions a woman's "charms" you can basically imagine that "sexyback" by Justin Timberlake just started playing in the background.
"someone to hold in my arms/and know the magic of her charms" yeah sure mister bobby darin that sounds like a wholesome retro activity
people have always been people. they've always been doing the same things.
People pearl clutching over songs like WAP: ”Songs were so wholesome and clean back then. Not like NOW!”
Lucille Bogan in the 1920s about to drop the raunchiest song she can think of: “I got a song about fucking and it’s not going to beat around the bush about it. Gonna open with a line about my titties.”
You weren’t kidding

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You enter a "Kory and Dick should have been happily married for more than 30 years at this point" competition but George Perez is already there ☹️😭❤️🩹
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me