You don't have to compete

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[ID: a digital drawing of Paul falling to his knees while scraping his hands on the Beanies counter. Taking up most of the background, written in blue, is his desperate wail: "Hello please god I just want a black coffee". The mugs stacked on the counter leak blue goo, and there is goo pooled on the floor behind the counter. The background is white. end ID.]

I need more platonic Paul and Charlotte in my life

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

Please give it a listen it is just my favorite, and @moreover-clover remember you are hot shit even tho your cheese has fallen ok?

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

@jennyandvastraflint

Miss Piggy roasting Larry here so hard.