You don't have to compete

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

im crossstitching a bear i found on pinterest and geuinely slowly breaking down abot how cute and perfect and beuatiful my bear is.

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live