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a quilt dedicated to dappled sunlight in dappled sunlight
It's done
Y'all will have to forgive me for how huge the process thread became, I genuinely didn't anticipate how long it would actually be when I started. I knew how long the project would take, but I didn't translate that to post length.
This is the free Marilla Walker Nautilus top made in a cotton poplin purchased from fabricmart.
If you haven't been spammed by me already, I made a thread documenting my whole process of going from pattern to finished garment. Including mistakes.
I didn't love this pattern, but I am quite happy with the result. Now I'm going to go take it off because it's briefly not raining and I need to garden.
This post and it's coming notes are not a tutorial so much as going through my process from start to finish on making a project.
The first step is to choose my pattern. I have a great many PDF patterns in my library and for this I chose one I have not made before. I have my pattern library cataloged on threadloop.app and one of the things I do when I'm not actively sewing but wish I could be is looking through my stash of patterns and fabrics and making projects labeled "idea" on threadloop. Today I was in the mood for a summer top, and my first step was to look in my threadloop projects and decide if any were speaking to me.
I chose the Marilla Walker Nautilus top - this designer is no longer producing or supporting her patterns but she has released some of her back catalog for free, including this top. I am making view B with the short sleeve and buttons. https://marillawalker.wixsite.com/marilla-walker-art/sewingpatterns
Before printing out the pattern I pull out the instructions and check my measurements in order to choose my size. I keep a list of my measurements on the wall of my office and update it pretty regularly. I compare my measurements to both the body measurements chart and the finished garment measurements. My bust fits in between the size 6 and 7 in this brand, my waist is closer to the 7 or 8, but I can see from the finished garment measurements that my bust and waist will both fit into the ease of the 6 as written. The pattern also indicates what ratio of upper bust to full bust measurement the pattern is drafted for (sewing cup size). The pattern has layers I can toggle on and so I select 5, 6, and 7 just in case I need to pivot to a size up or down.
Next I print page 1 and check the scale. I regularly forget this but since this pattern is A4 and I have US letter size paper I don't want to take the risk of printing 21 pages and being wrong.
Once I've checked the scale I take out the trash and empty the dryer. Important part of the process I promise.
Next print the rest of the pattern. While it is printing I get my paper scissors, tape, earbuds, and a drink.
There are a ton of methods for taping together a PDF pattern - including ordering an A0 size print and waiting a week for it to arrive (my real favorite method). Below is how I do it when I'm not patient enough for A0.
For the first row you can skip page 1, and after that carefully cut off the margin of the page that would overlap the previous page. It's like putting together a puzzle that's numbered. Take your time, listen to something nice, and hydrate.
Now I have my pattern taped together I recommend taking a break and having a sandwich before getting to the next step - tracing. That's right, I don't cut into my original pattern.
I use paper rolls meant for covering medical exam tables. It's economical (especially in boxes of 12 rolls) and it's lightweight without being too flimsy. I recommend tracing in pencil so you can erase mistakes and using a ruler for straight lines.
Label everything with the pattern, size, alterations, and any marking information from the original.
I usually only trace what I need for my project and leave the rest as a future me problem. I'm not sure I recommend that method.
Take another break, maybe go to the library with a friend and then it's time to cut the traced pattern out. No the cat will not be a good helper.
Y'all thought I forgot about you.
Some weeks I manage a bit of sewing between dinner and bedtime but this was not one of those weeks. Such is the life of the unmonitized hobbiest. Gotta work that job.
I am finally into fabric on this top. I'm starting with a mockup to check fit. Whether you call this a mockup, a toile, or a muslin it's the same thing. A version made in cheap shitty fabric so you don't ruin the good stuff. I'm using a rather wonky cut because I'm trying not to cut into a nice big piece of muslin fabric till I use up some of my piddly bits. Also this cut is poly or a poly blend and I don't truck with polyester so the scraps are going in the bin. If this were a cotton muslin I'd find a use for the little bits.
One mistake a lot of sewists make is to not cut a muslin on grain. Don't do it.
The back piece is cut on the fold so I make a fold wide enough for my pattern piece on grain. For patterns cut on the fold the fold line IS the grainline.
For woven fabrics I can either pin and cut with shears or use weights and a rotary cutter. I went with the rotary blade. My weights are a quilting ruler and a bunch of metal washers. Not aesthetic, do the job. I always put extras on corners and curves.
And then I use my rotary blade to cut around the fabric, carefully. My left hand is completely clear of the blade even when I'm not taking a picture. The blade is vertical and not at an angle in relationship to the cutting surface. And every single time I stop I close the blade. Every time.
After cutting out each piece I use Crayola Ultra washable markers to mark all my notches and anything else I need on my pieces. I make marks all over my mockups. I do not use marker outside of seam allowances on my final fabric. Even though I've never had a problem with washing it out.
Mark both layers. It doesn't bother me to have some markings be on the wrong side, although for pieces with a right and left you might need to label the right side of the fabric. I like a bit of tape.
The sleeve is just a rectangle so I use my quilting ruler as a guide to cut it out. I also only cut one sleeve. I don't need two to determine fit. I would need two on a more fitted sleeve like a button down.
On my facings I copied the markings for center front and the button placement. I would absolutely never ever mark up my real fabric this heavily.
And there we go. Now it's time to clean off the kitchen table and move the clutter away from the sewing machine on my desk. Probably drink the rest of my tea.
Next step, swap the foot and needle on my machine because I sewed knit pajamas last.
I use all my weird colors and leftover bobbins for mockups.
Then I check my instructions and turn on the Katmai bear Livestream
And go to pin my shoulders together and discover something is not correct.
It's back to the table to realize I missed a fundamental step in the bass backwards way this pattern handles different views.
I not only have to recut my fronts, but I have to retrace the pattern piece as well. Cussing very quietly because the last thing I need is explaining to my kid's teacher how his vocabulary increased over summer break.
Make your stitch length as long as it'll go and start construction
There will be no seam finishing, nothing but finger pressing. We just need to get this mockup into the right shape. It's not a cake, it don't need no icing.
I did clip my curves and roughly topstitch the facing down because it's not inclined to stay put.
And I'm going to stop and take a break and probably eat some lunch.
Okay I started the sleeve and I got the first step done before I had to go parent and now I'm out of time before I need to go get a haircut.
The way the sleeve is done as written is not how I'd normally do a sleeve cuff like this, but it is quick so I did it. On my final I'll do it my way.
Good morning, I did not get back to this project after my haircut yesterday.
This morning I sewed my side seams.
Then I clipped the hem up at the directed length and went to my (dirty) bathroom to try it on.
I have a couple things I want to change on my pattern. The folds and wrinkles around the underarm are an inherent part of a grown on sleeve like this one. I will not be changing anything there. I do want to redraft the neckline so I can wear the same style of tank top I am currently wearing (my daily driver) without peeking out. I also want to add length, the bike shorts I'm currently wearing are quite high waisted and this top would be too cropped to wear with my work pants.
In order to make pattern changes I went back to my traced paper. I decided to trim half an inch from center back (which since it's cut on the fold that means I trimmed off 1/4" from the paper. I used my paper only rotary cutter (it gets filled with blades from my fabric cutter when that gets a bit dull) to trim off the seams. And I marked the change on the pattern.
Next I needed to work on the front neckline. Basically I sectioned it off so I was only making changes to the front and not messing with the sleeve.
Initially I shifted it up 1/2" but then referred to the pictures, I decided a whole inch would be better for more coverage. The curve of course no longer matches up so I added in a scrap of paper and blended the curve. This kept the shoulder seam untouched.
The facing I laid over the new neckline and I was pleased to find it still matched, so all I had to do was chop an inch off the top where it meets the shoulder.
And finally the length. This top has no shaping in the waist so I just added 2" to the bottom on the front, back, and facing. Because I took an inch off the facing I needed to add 3" to make it match, and the front needed evened out for the same reason.
The final step is to check that everything matches the corresponding fabric seam it will be attached to.
I could do a second mock up but I'm feeling confident about my changes. I'll do my version 1.0 in a fabric I'm not feeling precious about, just in case.
And we're back to cutting.
I decided to use this blue floral poplin as I like it, but if things go haywire I won't be devastated. It's a nice crisp cotton so there won't be a lot of drape so I'm considering an alternative sleeve finish with bias tape.
This is a directional fabric so I tried to make sure I didn't have upside down flowers and I focused more on following the print than the grain. The print appeared to be pretty on grain but they aren't always.
I was shy about 1/4" from being able to have the front and back cut from the same width but I cut all my smaller pieces from the width left over from cutting the back.
I also decided to use a self fabric interfacing so I cut 4 front facings and 2 back facings. I just don't love iron on interfacing and I'm using it less and less.
And finally I cut an 18 inch square and then cut it on the diagonal so I can make continuous bias tape to finish the facings, and possibly the sleeve.
I ended up using about 1.25 yards of fabric and I recorded that in threadloop. Larger scrappy bits got put into the quilting scraps because this is a nice cotton without stretch and the tiny bits (under 1.5 inches wide) went in the bin.
The first thing I decided to do was make my bias tape. There are a great many tutorials for continuous bias tape and this is not one of them.
I start by taking the straight edges of my triangles and sewing them together to make a parallelogram. I stitch that seam at a quarter inch and finger press it.
Then I mark my cutting lines on the fabric. I am cutting 1 3/8" strips and I mark across the whole thing. Then I mark the seam allowances for the other edge. This is so I can easily match my lines at the seamline and not at the edge.
Once I've stitched that line I just cut around the spiral.
My 18 inch square made roughly 7 yards of bias tape at this width.
I know this thread is a mile long. I promise we're so close.
I decided to finish the facings with the bias tape (which is why I made it), and so my first step was pinning my two layers of fabric together to self-interface, see the back facing to the fronts, and do a Hong Kong bias finish to the outer edge.
I'm back to it. Got the spouse off to an emo concert, kid in bed, did my nails. Let's do this.
It's time to hem!
Because this shirt has facings I can do a really nifty finish at the fronts.
First fold the facings towards the right side of the shirt and mark a line for where the bottom of the hem will be. I decided to do a 1" hem.
This post and it's coming notes are not a tutorial so much as going through my process from start to finish on making a project.
The first step is to choose my pattern. I have a great many PDF patterns in my library and for this I chose one I have not made before. I have my pattern library cataloged on threadloop.app and one of the things I do when I'm not actively sewing but wish I could be is looking through my stash of patterns and fabrics and making projects labeled "idea" on threadloop. Today I was in the mood for a summer top, and my first step was to look in my threadloop projects and decide if any were speaking to me.
I chose the Marilla Walker Nautilus top - this designer is no longer producing or supporting her patterns but she has released some of her back catalog for free, including this top. I am making view B with the short sleeve and buttons. https://marillawalker.wixsite.com/marilla-walker-art/sewingpatterns
Before printing out the pattern I pull out the instructions and check my measurements in order to choose my size. I keep a list of my measurements on the wall of my office and update it pretty regularly. I compare my measurements to both the body measurements chart and the finished garment measurements. My bust fits in between the size 6 and 7 in this brand, my waist is closer to the 7 or 8, but I can see from the finished garment measurements that my bust and waist will both fit into the ease of the 6 as written. The pattern also indicates what ratio of upper bust to full bust measurement the pattern is drafted for (sewing cup size). The pattern has layers I can toggle on and so I select 5, 6, and 7 just in case I need to pivot to a size up or down.
Next I print page 1 and check the scale. I regularly forget this but since this pattern is A4 and I have US letter size paper I don't want to take the risk of printing 21 pages and being wrong.
Once I've checked the scale I take out the trash and empty the dryer. Important part of the process I promise.
Next print the rest of the pattern. While it is printing I get my paper scissors, tape, earbuds, and a drink.
There are a ton of methods for taping together a PDF pattern - including ordering an A0 size print and waiting a week for it to arrive (my real favorite method). Below is how I do it when I'm not patient enough for A0.
For the first row you can skip page 1, and after that carefully cut off the margin of the page that would overlap the previous page. It's like putting together a puzzle that's numbered. Take your time, listen to something nice, and hydrate.
Now I have my pattern taped together I recommend taking a break and having a sandwich before getting to the next step - tracing. That's right, I don't cut into my original pattern.
I use paper rolls meant for covering medical exam tables. It's economical (especially in boxes of 12 rolls) and it's lightweight without being too flimsy. I recommend tracing in pencil so you can erase mistakes and using a ruler for straight lines.
Label everything with the pattern, size, alterations, and any marking information from the original.
I usually only trace what I need for my project and leave the rest as a future me problem. I'm not sure I recommend that method.
Take another break, maybe go to the library with a friend and then it's time to cut the traced pattern out. No the cat will not be a good helper.
Y'all thought I forgot about you.
Some weeks I manage a bit of sewing between dinner and bedtime but this was not one of those weeks. Such is the life of the unmonitized hobbiest. Gotta work that job.
I am finally into fabric on this top. I'm starting with a mockup to check fit. Whether you call this a mockup, a toile, or a muslin it's the same thing. A version made in cheap shitty fabric so you don't ruin the good stuff. I'm using a rather wonky cut because I'm trying not to cut into a nice big piece of muslin fabric till I use up some of my piddly bits. Also this cut is poly or a poly blend and I don't truck with polyester so the scraps are going in the bin. If this were a cotton muslin I'd find a use for the little bits.
One mistake a lot of sewists make is to not cut a muslin on grain. Don't do it.
The back piece is cut on the fold so I make a fold wide enough for my pattern piece on grain. For patterns cut on the fold the fold line IS the grainline.
For woven fabrics I can either pin and cut with shears or use weights and a rotary cutter. I went with the rotary blade. My weights are a quilting ruler and a bunch of metal washers. Not aesthetic, do the job. I always put extras on corners and curves.
And then I use my rotary blade to cut around the fabric, carefully. My left hand is completely clear of the blade even when I'm not taking a picture. The blade is vertical and not at an angle in relationship to the cutting surface. And every single time I stop I close the blade. Every time.
After cutting out each piece I use Crayola Ultra washable markers to mark all my notches and anything else I need on my pieces. I make marks all over my mockups. I do not use marker outside of seam allowances on my final fabric. Even though I've never had a problem with washing it out.
Mark both layers. It doesn't bother me to have some markings be on the wrong side, although for pieces with a right and left you might need to label the right side of the fabric. I like a bit of tape.
The sleeve is just a rectangle so I use my quilting ruler as a guide to cut it out. I also only cut one sleeve. I don't need two to determine fit. I would need two on a more fitted sleeve like a button down.
On my facings I copied the markings for center front and the button placement. I would absolutely never ever mark up my real fabric this heavily.
And there we go. Now it's time to clean off the kitchen table and move the clutter away from the sewing machine on my desk. Probably drink the rest of my tea.
Next step, swap the foot and needle on my machine because I sewed knit pajamas last.
I use all my weird colors and leftover bobbins for mockups.
Then I check my instructions and turn on the Katmai bear Livestream
And go to pin my shoulders together and discover something is not correct.
It's back to the table to realize I missed a fundamental step in the bass backwards way this pattern handles different views.
I not only have to recut my fronts, but I have to retrace the pattern piece as well. Cussing very quietly because the last thing I need is explaining to my kid's teacher how his vocabulary increased over summer break.
Make your stitch length as long as it'll go and start construction
There will be no seam finishing, nothing but finger pressing. We just need to get this mockup into the right shape. It's not a cake, it don't need no icing.
I did clip my curves and roughly topstitch the facing down because it's not inclined to stay put.
And I'm going to stop and take a break and probably eat some lunch.
Okay I started the sleeve and I got the first step done before I had to go parent and now I'm out of time before I need to go get a haircut.
The way the sleeve is done as written is not how I'd normally do a sleeve cuff like this, but it is quick so I did it. On my final I'll do it my way.
Good morning, I did not get back to this project after my haircut yesterday.
This morning I sewed my side seams.
Then I clipped the hem up at the directed length and went to my (dirty) bathroom to try it on.
I have a couple things I want to change on my pattern. The folds and wrinkles around the underarm are an inherent part of a grown on sleeve like this one. I will not be changing anything there. I do want to redraft the neckline so I can wear the same style of tank top I am currently wearing (my daily driver) without peeking out. I also want to add length, the bike shorts I'm currently wearing are quite high waisted and this top would be too cropped to wear with my work pants.
In order to make pattern changes I went back to my traced paper. I decided to trim half an inch from center back (which since it's cut on the fold that means I trimmed off 1/4" from the paper. I used my paper only rotary cutter (it gets filled with blades from my fabric cutter when that gets a bit dull) to trim off the seams. And I marked the change on the pattern.
Next I needed to work on the front neckline. Basically I sectioned it off so I was only making changes to the front and not messing with the sleeve.
Initially I shifted it up 1/2" but then referred to the pictures, I decided a whole inch would be better for more coverage. The curve of course no longer matches up so I added in a scrap of paper and blended the curve. This kept the shoulder seam untouched.
The facing I laid over the new neckline and I was pleased to find it still matched, so all I had to do was chop an inch off the top where it meets the shoulder.
And finally the length. This top has no shaping in the waist so I just added 2" to the bottom on the front, back, and facing. Because I took an inch off the facing I needed to add 3" to make it match, and the front needed evened out for the same reason.
The final step is to check that everything matches the corresponding fabric seam it will be attached to.
I could do a second mock up but I'm feeling confident about my changes. I'll do my version 1.0 in a fabric I'm not feeling precious about, just in case.
And we're back to cutting.
I decided to use this blue floral poplin as I like it, but if things go haywire I won't be devastated. It's a nice crisp cotton so there won't be a lot of drape so I'm considering an alternative sleeve finish with bias tape.
This is a directional fabric so I tried to make sure I didn't have upside down flowers and I focused more on following the print than the grain. The print appeared to be pretty on grain but they aren't always.
I was shy about 1/4" from being able to have the front and back cut from the same width but I cut all my smaller pieces from the width left over from cutting the back.
I also decided to use a self fabric interfacing so I cut 4 front facings and 2 back facings. I just don't love iron on interfacing and I'm using it less and less.
And finally I cut an 18 inch square and then cut it on the diagonal so I can make continuous bias tape to finish the facings, and possibly the sleeve.
I ended up using about 1.25 yards of fabric and I recorded that in threadloop. Larger scrappy bits got put into the quilting scraps because this is a nice cotton without stretch and the tiny bits (under 1.5 inches wide) went in the bin.
The first thing I decided to do was make my bias tape. There are a great many tutorials for continuous bias tape and this is not one of them.
I start by taking the straight edges of my triangles and sewing them together to make a parallelogram. I stitch that seam at a quarter inch and finger press it.
Then I mark my cutting lines on the fabric. I am cutting 1 3/8" strips and I mark across the whole thing. Then I mark the seam allowances for the other edge. This is so I can easily match my lines at the seamline and not at the edge.
Once I've stitched that line I just cut around the spiral.
My 18 inch square made roughly 7 yards of bias tape at this width.
I know this thread is a mile long. I promise we're so close.
I decided to finish the facings with the bias tape (which is why I made it), and so my first step was pinning my two layers of fabric together to self-interface, see the back facing to the fronts, and do a Hong Kong bias finish to the outer edge.
I'm back to it. Got the spouse off to an emo concert, kid in bed, did my nails. Let's do this.

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“People should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.” “Isn’t it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?” “I’ll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.” “Autistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.” “I don’t want AMABs in my space because they’re dangerous.” “You shouldn’t have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.” “Anyone who does something that awful isn’t human.” “Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”
This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.
Looking at some beautiful quilts by Michael James to cheer me up
Some more quilts, these all by Pamela Studstill
This hand pieced quilt is really coming together. It is very quilt.
The process of carefully layering and then cleanly unmolding a rainbow jelly cake

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The concept of being 4 months clean from ai...
idc what you guys think I'm proud of him
Several AI services (chatbots ) are purposely addictive, the same way people can become addicted to gambling or shopping. We’ve literally seen in real time how ChatGPT has caused psychosis and delusions in people; it can have a huge affect on someones’s mental stability. Just because it isn’t substance-based doesn’t mean that doesn’t count as an addiction, and shaming people who are trying to move on and improve themselves is counterproductive. Im proud of that dude and his 4 month mark!
AI chatbots can fuel emotional dependence and blur boundaries. Emerging research highlights significant mental health risks. Here are import
Large language models often prioritise agreeability over truthfulness to the detriment of users
AI addiction includes the overuse of AI chatbots and companions, often leading to adverse psychological effects.
Some articles to back my statements, and this isn’t even mentioning about the predatory chatbots who do this on purpose
Then I'll mention the predatory chatbots who do it on purpose! Character.ai is one of many AI chatbot websites that're designed to be addictive.
None of the signup methods require a password. It only takes email and birthday. Minimizing time on the signin or signup screen makes it harder for people quitting to avoid relapse.
"Characters" on the website will send messages "on their own" (prompted by the site) to try to invite inactive users back after as soon as 1 day of inactivity. This is likely to force FOMO, or make users feel more like they owe the bots a response. Unhealthy attachment stuff.
Account deletion is an essential part of every service that should go smoothly, right? Right? Wrong. It takes 1-2 weeks for a Character AI account deletion to be finalized, and account deletion requests have a high chance to not go through if you're not using the app.
Rephrasing: People leaving Character.AI are pushed to download the app in order to delete their accounts, if they haven't already. This makes it harder for people to quit and stay gone. Failing to quit an addiction makes it harder to quit successfully in the future, so this feels like a feature, not a bug. On top of that, the delete account menu reads like this:
Tell me THAT doesn't sound like a bad ex. It's a carefully crafted yet hostile environment to those who are already addicted to the technology. I am so so SO happy, downright delighted that they've managed to quit, and I wish the best for others in recovery spaces or considering quitting as well!! While AI addiction is an emerging condition, there are already therapists and other mental health professionals trained to help people plan to quit and do so a bit easier. (If anyone seeing this is in need of them, there are several tumblr Communities here devoted to quitting, too. They provide a mix of advice, venting spaces, and proof that you aren't alone.)
Today is a good day to stop using ai (or any other substance, product, or service actively harming you).
Now is a good time. We WILL absolutely cheer you on.
one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
“I love what happened with Beth’s character this season in that she still retained what makes her original but there’s a clear growth that has happened, not just in her behavior and her relationship but in her confidence as a person and you really see it blossoming in scenes like this and Beth really knocked these scenes out.” “And they’re subtle. They’re not big giant crying emotional scenes, they’re just little… an assertion of power.” - Dean Devlin and John Rogers, The Long Goodbye Job DVD Commentary
In so, so many ways the overall arc of Leverage was Parker.
Look how this whole scene involved Parker picking up the social cues and recognizing that this person she has a close emotional connection to is changing.
Season 1 Parker could not.
The Emperor's New Groove dir. Mark Dindal | 2000
Had an indoor picnic and movie night with my kiddo last night while solo parenting and this is the scene my kid was excited to tell his Dad all about at breakfast.
Sometimes being a parent is pretty delightful. Wonder what we should watch on Friday.
you're not supposed to wander around appalachia at night bc you'll fall off a sheer drop that you couldn't see coming. this is also a major risk during the day. you really have to watch out for the sheer drops that you don't see coming due to the undergrowth. I suspect 100% of spooky missing persons cases in appalachia have the spooky explanation of "sheer drop disguised by undergrowth"
really cannot overstate how many utterly invisible ravines we got here and also how big the woods are. they can't find people because the woods? are big
People constantly underestimate the depth (and speed) of the undergrowth in Appalachia. This "forest" was a vegetable garden less than five years before I took this picture. That bit in the middle that goes back further? That is a road. There's a 3 foot drop on the far side of the road.
Now imagine actually being in the woods.

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This post and it's coming notes are not a tutorial so much as going through my process from start to finish on making a project.
The first step is to choose my pattern. I have a great many PDF patterns in my library and for this I chose one I have not made before. I have my pattern library cataloged on threadloop.app and one of the things I do when I'm not actively sewing but wish I could be is looking through my stash of patterns and fabrics and making projects labeled "idea" on threadloop. Today I was in the mood for a summer top, and my first step was to look in my threadloop projects and decide if any were speaking to me.
I chose the Marilla Walker Nautilus top - this designer is no longer producing or supporting her patterns but she has released some of her back catalog for free, including this top. I am making view B with the short sleeve and buttons. https://marillawalker.wixsite.com/marilla-walker-art/sewingpatterns
Before printing out the pattern I pull out the instructions and check my measurements in order to choose my size. I keep a list of my measurements on the wall of my office and update it pretty regularly. I compare my measurements to both the body measurements chart and the finished garment measurements. My bust fits in between the size 6 and 7 in this brand, my waist is closer to the 7 or 8, but I can see from the finished garment measurements that my bust and waist will both fit into the ease of the 6 as written. The pattern also indicates what ratio of upper bust to full bust measurement the pattern is drafted for (sewing cup size). The pattern has layers I can toggle on and so I select 5, 6, and 7 just in case I need to pivot to a size up or down.
Next I print page 1 and check the scale. I regularly forget this but since this pattern is A4 and I have US letter size paper I don't want to take the risk of printing 21 pages and being wrong.
Once I've checked the scale I take out the trash and empty the dryer. Important part of the process I promise.
Next print the rest of the pattern. While it is printing I get my paper scissors, tape, earbuds, and a drink.
There are a ton of methods for taping together a PDF pattern - including ordering an A0 size print and waiting a week for it to arrive (my real favorite method). Below is how I do it when I'm not patient enough for A0.
For the first row you can skip page 1, and after that carefully cut off the margin of the page that would overlap the previous page. It's like putting together a puzzle that's numbered. Take your time, listen to something nice, and hydrate.
Now I have my pattern taped together I recommend taking a break and having a sandwich before getting to the next step - tracing. That's right, I don't cut into my original pattern.
I use paper rolls meant for covering medical exam tables. It's economical (especially in boxes of 12 rolls) and it's lightweight without being too flimsy. I recommend tracing in pencil so you can erase mistakes and using a ruler for straight lines.
Label everything with the pattern, size, alterations, and any marking information from the original.
I usually only trace what I need for my project and leave the rest as a future me problem. I'm not sure I recommend that method.
Take another break, maybe go to the library with a friend and then it's time to cut the traced pattern out. No the cat will not be a good helper.
Y'all thought I forgot about you.
Some weeks I manage a bit of sewing between dinner and bedtime but this was not one of those weeks. Such is the life of the unmonitized hobbiest. Gotta work that job.
I am finally into fabric on this top. I'm starting with a mockup to check fit. Whether you call this a mockup, a toile, or a muslin it's the same thing. A version made in cheap shitty fabric so you don't ruin the good stuff. I'm using a rather wonky cut because I'm trying not to cut into a nice big piece of muslin fabric till I use up some of my piddly bits. Also this cut is poly or a poly blend and I don't truck with polyester so the scraps are going in the bin. If this were a cotton muslin I'd find a use for the little bits.
One mistake a lot of sewists make is to not cut a muslin on grain. Don't do it.
The back piece is cut on the fold so I make a fold wide enough for my pattern piece on grain. For patterns cut on the fold the fold line IS the grainline.
For woven fabrics I can either pin and cut with shears or use weights and a rotary cutter. I went with the rotary blade. My weights are a quilting ruler and a bunch of metal washers. Not aesthetic, do the job. I always put extras on corners and curves.
And then I use my rotary blade to cut around the fabric, carefully. My left hand is completely clear of the blade even when I'm not taking a picture. The blade is vertical and not at an angle in relationship to the cutting surface. And every single time I stop I close the blade. Every time.
After cutting out each piece I use Crayola Ultra washable markers to mark all my notches and anything else I need on my pieces. I make marks all over my mockups. I do not use marker outside of seam allowances on my final fabric. Even though I've never had a problem with washing it out.
Mark both layers. It doesn't bother me to have some markings be on the wrong side, although for pieces with a right and left you might need to label the right side of the fabric. I like a bit of tape.
The sleeve is just a rectangle so I use my quilting ruler as a guide to cut it out. I also only cut one sleeve. I don't need two to determine fit. I would need two on a more fitted sleeve like a button down.
On my facings I copied the markings for center front and the button placement. I would absolutely never ever mark up my real fabric this heavily.
And there we go. Now it's time to clean off the kitchen table and move the clutter away from the sewing machine on my desk. Probably drink the rest of my tea.
Next step, swap the foot and needle on my machine because I sewed knit pajamas last.
I use all my weird colors and leftover bobbins for mockups.
Then I check my instructions and turn on the Katmai bear Livestream
And go to pin my shoulders together and discover something is not correct.
It's back to the table to realize I missed a fundamental step in the bass backwards way this pattern handles different views.
I not only have to recut my fronts, but I have to retrace the pattern piece as well. Cussing very quietly because the last thing I need is explaining to my kid's teacher how his vocabulary increased over summer break.
Make your stitch length as long as it'll go and start construction
There will be no seam finishing, nothing but finger pressing. We just need to get this mockup into the right shape. It's not a cake, it don't need no icing.
I did clip my curves and roughly topstitch the facing down because it's not inclined to stay put.
And I'm going to stop and take a break and probably eat some lunch.
Okay I started the sleeve and I got the first step done before I had to go parent and now I'm out of time before I need to go get a haircut.
The way the sleeve is done as written is not how I'd normally do a sleeve cuff like this, but it is quick so I did it. On my final I'll do it my way.
Good morning, I did not get back to this project after my haircut yesterday.
This morning I sewed my side seams.
Then I clipped the hem up at the directed length and went to my (dirty) bathroom to try it on.
I have a couple things I want to change on my pattern. The folds and wrinkles around the underarm are an inherent part of a grown on sleeve like this one. I will not be changing anything there. I do want to redraft the neckline so I can wear the same style of tank top I am currently wearing (my daily driver) without peeking out. I also want to add length, the bike shorts I'm currently wearing are quite high waisted and this top would be too cropped to wear with my work pants.
In order to make pattern changes I went back to my traced paper. I decided to trim half an inch from center back (which since it's cut on the fold that means I trimmed off 1/4" from the paper. I used my paper only rotary cutter (it gets filled with blades from my fabric cutter when that gets a bit dull) to trim off the seams. And I marked the change on the pattern.
Next I needed to work on the front neckline. Basically I sectioned it off so I was only making changes to the front and not messing with the sleeve.
Initially I shifted it up 1/2" but then referred to the pictures, I decided a whole inch would be better for more coverage. The curve of course no longer matches up so I added in a scrap of paper and blended the curve. This kept the shoulder seam untouched.
The facing I laid over the new neckline and I was pleased to find it still matched, so all I had to do was chop an inch off the top where it meets the shoulder.
And finally the length. This top has no shaping in the waist so I just added 2" to the bottom on the front, back, and facing. Because I took an inch off the facing I needed to add 3" to make it match, and the front needed evened out for the same reason.
The final step is to check that everything matches the corresponding fabric seam it will be attached to.
I could do a second mock up but I'm feeling confident about my changes. I'll do my version 1.0 in a fabric I'm not feeling precious about, just in case.
And we're back to cutting.
I decided to use this blue floral poplin as I like it, but if things go haywire I won't be devastated. It's a nice crisp cotton so there won't be a lot of drape so I'm considering an alternative sleeve finish with bias tape.
This is a directional fabric so I tried to make sure I didn't have upside down flowers and I focused more on following the print than the grain. The print appeared to be pretty on grain but they aren't always.
I was shy about 1/4" from being able to have the front and back cut from the same width but I cut all my smaller pieces from the width left over from cutting the back.
I also decided to use a self fabric interfacing so I cut 4 front facings and 2 back facings. I just don't love iron on interfacing and I'm using it less and less.
And finally I cut an 18 inch square and then cut it on the diagonal so I can make continuous bias tape to finish the facings, and possibly the sleeve.
I ended up using about 1.25 yards of fabric and I recorded that in threadloop. Larger scrappy bits got put into the quilting scraps because this is a nice cotton without stretch and the tiny bits (under 1.5 inches wide) went in the bin.
The first thing I decided to do was make my bias tape. There are a great many tutorials for continuous bias tape and this is not one of them.
I start by taking the straight edges of my triangles and sewing them together to make a parallelogram. I stitch that seam at a quarter inch and finger press it.
Then I mark my cutting lines on the fabric. I am cutting 1 3/8" strips and I mark across the whole thing. Then I mark the seam allowances for the other edge. This is so I can easily match my lines at the seamline and not at the edge.
Once I've stitched that line I just cut around the spiral.
My 18 inch square made roughly 7 yards of bias tape at this width.
I know this thread is a mile long. I promise we're so close.
I decided to finish the facings with the bias tape (which is why I made it), and so my first step was pinning my two layers of fabric together to self-interface, see the back facing to the fronts, and do a Hong Kong bias finish to the outer edge.
This post and it's coming notes are not a tutorial so much as going through my process from start to finish on making a project.
The first step is to choose my pattern. I have a great many PDF patterns in my library and for this I chose one I have not made before. I have my pattern library cataloged on threadloop.app and one of the things I do when I'm not actively sewing but wish I could be is looking through my stash of patterns and fabrics and making projects labeled "idea" on threadloop. Today I was in the mood for a summer top, and my first step was to look in my threadloop projects and decide if any were speaking to me.
I chose the Marilla Walker Nautilus top - this designer is no longer producing or supporting her patterns but she has released some of her back catalog for free, including this top. I am making view B with the short sleeve and buttons. https://marillawalker.wixsite.com/marilla-walker-art/sewingpatterns
Before printing out the pattern I pull out the instructions and check my measurements in order to choose my size. I keep a list of my measurements on the wall of my office and update it pretty regularly. I compare my measurements to both the body measurements chart and the finished garment measurements. My bust fits in between the size 6 and 7 in this brand, my waist is closer to the 7 or 8, but I can see from the finished garment measurements that my bust and waist will both fit into the ease of the 6 as written. The pattern also indicates what ratio of upper bust to full bust measurement the pattern is drafted for (sewing cup size). The pattern has layers I can toggle on and so I select 5, 6, and 7 just in case I need to pivot to a size up or down.
Next I print page 1 and check the scale. I regularly forget this but since this pattern is A4 and I have US letter size paper I don't want to take the risk of printing 21 pages and being wrong.
Once I've checked the scale I take out the trash and empty the dryer. Important part of the process I promise.
Next print the rest of the pattern. While it is printing I get my paper scissors, tape, earbuds, and a drink.
There are a ton of methods for taping together a PDF pattern - including ordering an A0 size print and waiting a week for it to arrive (my real favorite method). Below is how I do it when I'm not patient enough for A0.
For the first row you can skip page 1, and after that carefully cut off the margin of the page that would overlap the previous page. It's like putting together a puzzle that's numbered. Take your time, listen to something nice, and hydrate.
Now I have my pattern taped together I recommend taking a break and having a sandwich before getting to the next step - tracing. That's right, I don't cut into my original pattern.
I use paper rolls meant for covering medical exam tables. It's economical (especially in boxes of 12 rolls) and it's lightweight without being too flimsy. I recommend tracing in pencil so you can erase mistakes and using a ruler for straight lines.
Label everything with the pattern, size, alterations, and any marking information from the original.
I usually only trace what I need for my project and leave the rest as a future me problem. I'm not sure I recommend that method.
Take another break, maybe go to the library with a friend and then it's time to cut the traced pattern out. No the cat will not be a good helper.
Y'all thought I forgot about you.
Some weeks I manage a bit of sewing between dinner and bedtime but this was not one of those weeks. Such is the life of the unmonitized hobbiest. Gotta work that job.
I am finally into fabric on this top. I'm starting with a mockup to check fit. Whether you call this a mockup, a toile, or a muslin it's the same thing. A version made in cheap shitty fabric so you don't ruin the good stuff. I'm using a rather wonky cut because I'm trying not to cut into a nice big piece of muslin fabric till I use up some of my piddly bits. Also this cut is poly or a poly blend and I don't truck with polyester so the scraps are going in the bin. If this were a cotton muslin I'd find a use for the little bits.
One mistake a lot of sewists make is to not cut a muslin on grain. Don't do it.
The back piece is cut on the fold so I make a fold wide enough for my pattern piece on grain. For patterns cut on the fold the fold line IS the grainline.
For woven fabrics I can either pin and cut with shears or use weights and a rotary cutter. I went with the rotary blade. My weights are a quilting ruler and a bunch of metal washers. Not aesthetic, do the job. I always put extras on corners and curves.
And then I use my rotary blade to cut around the fabric, carefully. My left hand is completely clear of the blade even when I'm not taking a picture. The blade is vertical and not at an angle in relationship to the cutting surface. And every single time I stop I close the blade. Every time.
After cutting out each piece I use Crayola Ultra washable markers to mark all my notches and anything else I need on my pieces. I make marks all over my mockups. I do not use marker outside of seam allowances on my final fabric. Even though I've never had a problem with washing it out.
Mark both layers. It doesn't bother me to have some markings be on the wrong side, although for pieces with a right and left you might need to label the right side of the fabric. I like a bit of tape.
The sleeve is just a rectangle so I use my quilting ruler as a guide to cut it out. I also only cut one sleeve. I don't need two to determine fit. I would need two on a more fitted sleeve like a button down.
On my facings I copied the markings for center front and the button placement. I would absolutely never ever mark up my real fabric this heavily.
And there we go. Now it's time to clean off the kitchen table and move the clutter away from the sewing machine on my desk. Probably drink the rest of my tea.
Next step, swap the foot and needle on my machine because I sewed knit pajamas last.
I use all my weird colors and leftover bobbins for mockups.
Then I check my instructions and turn on the Katmai bear Livestream
And go to pin my shoulders together and discover something is not correct.
It's back to the table to realize I missed a fundamental step in the bass backwards way this pattern handles different views.
I not only have to recut my fronts, but I have to retrace the pattern piece as well. Cussing very quietly because the last thing I need is explaining to my kid's teacher how his vocabulary increased over summer break.
Make your stitch length as long as it'll go and start construction
There will be no seam finishing, nothing but finger pressing. We just need to get this mockup into the right shape. It's not a cake, it don't need no icing.
I did clip my curves and roughly topstitch the facing down because it's not inclined to stay put.
And I'm going to stop and take a break and probably eat some lunch.
Okay I started the sleeve and I got the first step done before I had to go parent and now I'm out of time before I need to go get a haircut.
The way the sleeve is done as written is not how I'd normally do a sleeve cuff like this, but it is quick so I did it. On my final I'll do it my way.
Good morning, I did not get back to this project after my haircut yesterday.
This morning I sewed my side seams.
Then I clipped the hem up at the directed length and went to my (dirty) bathroom to try it on.
I have a couple things I want to change on my pattern. The folds and wrinkles around the underarm are an inherent part of a grown on sleeve like this one. I will not be changing anything there. I do want to redraft the neckline so I can wear the same style of tank top I am currently wearing (my daily driver) without peeking out. I also want to add length, the bike shorts I'm currently wearing are quite high waisted and this top would be too cropped to wear with my work pants.
In order to make pattern changes I went back to my traced paper. I decided to trim half an inch from center back (which since it's cut on the fold that means I trimmed off 1/4" from the paper. I used my paper only rotary cutter (it gets filled with blades from my fabric cutter when that gets a bit dull) to trim off the seams. And I marked the change on the pattern.
Next I needed to work on the front neckline. Basically I sectioned it off so I was only making changes to the front and not messing with the sleeve.
Initially I shifted it up 1/2" but then referred to the pictures, I decided a whole inch would be better for more coverage. The curve of course no longer matches up so I added in a scrap of paper and blended the curve. This kept the shoulder seam untouched.
The facing I laid over the new neckline and I was pleased to find it still matched, so all I had to do was chop an inch off the top where it meets the shoulder.
And finally the length. This top has no shaping in the waist so I just added 2" to the bottom on the front, back, and facing. Because I took an inch off the facing I needed to add 3" to make it match, and the front needed evened out for the same reason.
The final step is to check that everything matches the corresponding fabric seam it will be attached to.
I could do a second mock up but I'm feeling confident about my changes. I'll do my version 1.0 in a fabric I'm not feeling precious about, just in case.
And we're back to cutting.
I decided to use this blue floral poplin as I like it, but if things go haywire I won't be devastated. It's a nice crisp cotton so there won't be a lot of drape so I'm considering an alternative sleeve finish with bias tape.
This is a directional fabric so I tried to make sure I didn't have upside down flowers and I focused more on following the print than the grain. The print appeared to be pretty on grain but they aren't always.
I was shy about 1/4" from being able to have the front and back cut from the same width but I cut all my smaller pieces from the width left over from cutting the back.
I also decided to use a self fabric interfacing so I cut 4 front facings and 2 back facings. I just don't love iron on interfacing and I'm using it less and less.
And finally I cut an 18 inch square and then cut it on the diagonal so I can make continuous bias tape to finish the facings, and possibly the sleeve.
I ended up using about 1.25 yards of fabric and I recorded that in threadloop. Larger scrappy bits got put into the quilting scraps because this is a nice cotton without stretch and the tiny bits (under 1.5 inches wide) went in the bin.
The first thing I decided to do was make my bias tape. There are a great many tutorials for continuous bias tape and this is not one of them.
I start by taking the straight edges of my triangles and sewing them together to make a parallelogram. I stitch that seam at a quarter inch and finger press it.
Then I mark my cutting lines on the fabric. I am cutting 1 3/8" strips and I mark across the whole thing. Then I mark the seam allowances for the other edge. This is so I can easily match my lines at the seamline and not at the edge.
Once I've stitched that line I just cut around the spiral.
My 18 inch square made roughly 7 yards of bias tape at this width.