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imagine a goat with a hat
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This zine, and I cannot over emphasize how funny this is, is for Anne Riceās Interview with the Vampire
These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.
I made one comment, and it was this:
No clue how my single comment did this. But okay.
the phrase "but i didn't mean to!" in the context of causing harm is kind of redundant to me, because almost nobody means to cause harm. most of us just want to do the right thing. and i don't mean that in a wishy-washy "oh, we're all good deep down" way, i mean that even people who regularly do the most heinous shit imaginable will have a way of justifying it to themselves. the world is not populated by hollywood sadists and psychopaths.
actually i have been thinking about this some more and i want to add on to it:
abuse in caregiving professions (like teaching or nursing) is not solely a result of power dynamics. it's also because people who go into those professions often have a idea of themselves as Good People, and are consequently incapable of recognising or acknowledging when they've hurt someone else. instead, they mentally put 'people who have inconvenienced me' into the Bad People box so they can freely abuse them while maintaining their moral high ground.
i read ross greene a lot when i was working with "difficult" or "behaviourally challenged" children. his refrain is "kids do well if they can" - meaning, in short, that most kids act out only when the demands of a situation exceed their capabilities. punishing them for this is not only cruel but also completely pointless, because they also don't want to be doing what they are doing.
a teacher who believes that there are two categories of people - Good People who Mean Well, and Bad People who Cause Problems on Purpose - is not going to see it that way. they're gonna put themselves in the first category, and the misbehaving kid in the second category. and once they have effectively depersoned the child and placed themselves on a pedestal, the world becomes simple again. because abuse is something that only Bad People do.
to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube
they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!
i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies
Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe š
Also just a handy, DIY air filter in general, if a bit bulky. For a less bulky and cheaper (but also less effective) solution, you can simply tape one filter to the fan, cut a shroud if you'd like.
just FYI, this is quite literally what the climate scientists at my work who specialized in wildfire smoke impacts recommend. it works great, it's cheap to make, and it will make a noticeable impact on your air quality.
i have asthma & keep one of these running in my room perpetually. after I set it up the difference in my sleep quality was pretty much night and day. Dont waste your time on proprietary air filters; SIMPLY bust out the duct tape
Dear scammers,
Yeah I suppose threatening some people works, but you'll "never forgive me" if The Bad Thing happens because *I* personally don't give you money?
Bless...
I don't wish that Bad Thing on anyone, but I do not believe for ONE SECOND you are who you say you are.

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āeveryone is mad at me and they just wonāt tell meā ā> āno one has said anything about being mad at me and i havenāt done anything to warrant being mad at so if someone is silently fuming about me and not saying anything thatās their problem and actually quite weird of them and i can effortlessly move on with my lifeā
this took SUCH a huge deal of unlearning because, like so many of you, i came out of a home where being quietly in trouble WAS the default state, and i DID grow up not just with the assumption but borderline religious conviction that Everyone Is Mad At Me, I Am Bad, I Must Exist In A Constant State of Attempting to Pacify The Natural Rage I Inspire In Everyone. and no it actually turns out that my family are the freaks . and yours are too
āthis isnāt true because i DEFINITELY silently fume at people in the hopes theyāll figure out what they did and apologizeā thatās not good. you shouldnāt do that
āthis isnāt true because the ex-friendship that traumatized me ended explosively after they were mad at me and never told me whyā thatās not good. they shouldnāt be doing that
āi donāt think this is true because my current friend group is constantly icing me out until i figure out what ive done to upset them and properly apologized without being toldā hey thats not good. they should not be doing that
if the peacefulness of your relationship with someone (familial, romantic, friendly, anything) can be destroyed by effective communication/asking them for effective communication, you have got to get out of there. if you canāt get out of there, youāve got to throw away any ideas about what that person thinks of you because they have their own shit to figure out before they can accurately read anyone else
The shortest most basic form of the lesson here is just: donāt be mad at yourself on someone elseās behalf. Itās a waste of your time. If they wanna be mad they can do it themselves.
In science fiction, AIs tend to malfunction due to some technicality of logic, such as that business with the laws of robotics and an AI reaching a dramatic, ironic conclusion.
Content regulation algorithms tell me that sci-fi authors are overly generous in these depictions.
āWhy did cop bot arrest that nice elderly woman?ā
āIt insists sheās the mafia.ā
āIt thinks sheās in the mafia?ā
āNo. It thinks sheās an entire crime family. It filled out paperwork for multiple separate arrests after bringing her in.ā
I have to comment on this because this is touching on something I see a lot of people (including Tumblr staff and everyone else who uses these kind of deep learning systems willy-nilly like this) donāt quite get: āDeep Reinforcement Learningā AI like these engage with reality in a fundamentally different way from humans. I see some people testing the algorithm and seeing where the ālineā is, wondering whether it looks for things like color gradients, skin tone pixels, certain shapes, curves, or what have you. All of these attempts to understand the algorithm fail because there is nothing to understand. There is no line, because there is no logic. You will never be able to pin down the ācriteriaā the algorithm uses to identify content, because the algorithm does not use logic at all to identify anything, only raw statistical correlations on top of statistical correlations on top of statistical correlations. There is no thought, no analysis, no reasoning. It does all its tasks through sheer unconscious intuition. The neural network is a shambling sleepwalker. It is madness incarnate. It knows nothing of human concepts like reason. It will think granny is the mafia.
This is why a lot of people say AI are so dangerous. Not because they will one day wake up and be conscious and overthrow humanity, but that they (or at least this type of AI) are not and never will be conscious, and yet weāre relying on them to do things that require such human characteristics as logic and any sort of thought process whatsoever. Humans have a really bad tendency to anthropomorphize, and weād like to think the AI is āmaking decisionsā or āthinking,ā but the truth is that what itās doing is fundamentally different from either of those things. What we see as, say, a field of grass, a neural network may see as a bus stop. Not because there is actually a bus stop there, or that anything in the photo resembles a bus stop according to our understanding, but because the exact right pixels in the photo were shaded in the exact right way so that they just so happened to be statistically correlated with the arbitrary functions it created when it was repeatedly exposed to pictures of bus stops over and over. It doesnāt know what grass is, what a bus stop is, but it sure as hell will say with 99.999% certainty that one is in fact the other, for reasons you canāt understand, and will drive your automated bus off the road and into a ditch because of this undetectable statistical overlap. Because a few pixels were off in just the right way in just the right places and it got really, really confused for a second.
There, I even caught myself using the word āconfusedā to describe it. Thatās not right, because āconfusedā is a human word. Whatās happening with the AI is something we donāt have the language to describe.
Anyway whatās more, this sort of trickery can be mimicked. A human wouldnāt be able to figure it out, but another neural network can easily guess the statistical filters it uses to identify things and figure out how to alter images with some white noise in exactly the right way to make the algorithm think itās actually something else. Itāll still look like the original image, just with some pixelated artifacts, but the algorithm will see it as something completely different. This is whatās known as a āsingle pixel attack.ā I am fairly confident porn bot creators might end up cracking the content flagging algorithm and start putting up some weirdly pixelated porn anyway, and all of this will be in vain. All because Tumblr staff decided to rely on content moderation via slot machine.
TL;DR bots are illogical because theyāre actually unknowable eldritch horrors made of spreadsheets and we donāt know how to stop them or how they got here, send help
Having been to several talks on modern ai I can confirm
I always think of this tweet when I see people praising machine learning and the new kinds of AI as a panacea.
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I'm in a very testy mood today, so I'm going to say this:
If people took all the energy they spent into chasing down works they find impure for whatever reason (anti-shipping, 'wrong' kinks, possible AI use) and put that energy into commenting on works they enjoyed, not only would fandom be a better place, but I think they as individuals would actually feel better on a day-to-day basis.
And if that energy went into volunteering or working to better their immediate local community? What a wonderful world it would be.
Iām in a very
testy mood today, so Iām
going to say this:
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Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

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THIS is what the original Star Trek TV series and films were about. Not just about blowing up things in space and snazzy lens flares with a side order of casual sexism -.-ā.
dude do you know how many people I have pissed off by saying the exact same thing?
Not enough people.
THIS IS WHAT STAR TREK IS TRULY ABOUT
Thereās always some whiny-ass white boy on FB Trek pages complaining about all theĀ āpolitically correctā new Trek having gay, nonwhite, and interesting women characters. Every time I see them Iām likeĀ āso what youāre saying is you donāt actually like any Star Trek at all, why are you even here then? Go be dull somewhere else.ā
One thing Iām still pissed at Bernie Sanders about is turning a generation against the Democratic Party. Every piece of social progress in the last 80 years, from Social Security to Medicaid to Medicare to integration to the Civil Rights Act to Title IX to Roe v. Wade to labor rights to environmental protections to public health protections to Obamacare to Obergefell, all of it directly or indirectly powered by the engine of change that is the Democratic Party. And then Sanders comes and says this whole apparatus, which he had no hand in building, is corrupt and needs to be completely replaced. Now we have countless young people who think Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are the same partly because they were told that an engine of change and an anchor of stagnation and oppression are equally bad because they were fed the lie that no one in the Democratic Party does anything to improve their lives.
Nothing makes me more embarrassed about my age or generation than BernieOrBust/StillJill/NeverHillary supporters who are basically doing the GOPās work for them and refuse to acknowledge it. As much as I hate the ageist bullshit I see Baby Boomers come up with, I can see why they think so many millenials need to get their head out of the clouds or donāt know how the real world works when I see the way people my age talk about politics. Like, I know itās bullshit and I still donāt blame baby boomers for getting mad that young people think they know everything. Because fun story: my university campus is very liberal and very politically active, and during the last quarter there most students strongly supported Bernie Sandersā¦except for most of us in or connected to the Political Science Department (so Poli Sci majors, International Relations majors, certain other ābureaucraticā majors, etc.) We also loved Bernie, but we all pretty bluntly said we were voting for Hillary and thought sheād be the best President. Most of us were pretty blunt about how āas much as we love Bernieās message of change, we think Hillary can actually accomplish more of it in the real worldā. We were basing our decision on our studies of politics, of what kinds of change have and have not worked in history and why. This support for Hillary, even with our love of Bernie, came from a place of deep understanding of how politics work, of why certain policies or political goals fail, and what various political leadersā real powers and challenges are. We were called āover-educated elitesā because of this.
Itās worth noting that much of our greatest progressive reforms came from LBJ, very much a political insider, and a guy who was kind of slimy in his personal life. He was not a soaring idealist.
And some of the other progressive greats? JFK, FDR, and Teddy Roosevelt all came from long-established political dynasties
I supported Bernie in 2016 (although I did vote for Hillary in the general, and have voted Democrat every two years since), but in hindsight, I think youāre right, attacking the system is not the best move to get real reform done. H. Clinton probably would have done a good job
And letās be real: many of them were assholes. JFK was a serial cheater. FDRāwho anyone on this blog for more than five minutes can tell you I love for his social policiesāwas antisemitic and didnāt challenge racial prejudices that blocked many Black citizens from accessing those wonderful social policies. Teddy Roosevelt was an ardent supporter of, and participant in, American imperialism. LBJ used to talk about his dick to staffers. This is not uncommon, because in spite of the many jokes, politicians are people.
Change does not come from perfect individuals.
Bernie did so much damage.
Nixon, fucking Nixon, signed the core of the ecologic protection laws.
I donāt have a problem voting for āpolitical insidersā because *they freaking know how the sausage is made.* I want a goddamned professional in the job. Wanting an āoutsiderā strikes me like saying, āI donāt want a surgeon that went to some hoity-toity university and is friends with the the department head! I want some guy who learned how to remove appendixes by pulling himself by his bootstraps and learning by trial and error!ā
hey everyone, just curious:
what is everyone's criteria for blocking people?
First of all, blocking an account doesn't harm anyone. It's not like trying to get them banned from the site. You just don't want to interact with them.
1. Blogs that are mostly skin shots. Not immoral, but I am not interested in them here.
2. If I feel annoyed at your replies.
3. Just feeling it that day.
Straight up, I block with gay abandon and figure that's more or less why I enjoy this hellsite. It's curated to my tastes.
I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.
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I donāt think thereās an applause gif big enough to properly convey my reaction to this. Also, I love that if anyone tries to say that youāre just āanother hack fic writer with no ideas of her own who is jealous of theĀ ārealā writers out thereā, they could quite literally be crushed under your catalog of award-winning original writing as a response. They canāt dismiss your stance on this topic the way they do to so many unpublished / fanfic writers because youāve already met all of the standards that they insist someone has before theyāll accept their opinion as worth listening to.
Right?
āWell, fanfic authors never win awards, soāā āWOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD MY HUGO.ā āThatās basically, itās, you know, the Peopleās Choice, soāā āLOOK AT MY NEBULA.ā āThatās a science fiction award, it doesnāt reallyāā āLOOK IāVE WON THE ALEX.ā āā¦ā āITāS GIVEN BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO GIVE THE NEWBURY.ā āā¦ā āIāM THE FIRST PERSON TO WIN IT TWICE IN A ROW.ā āā¦well you wrote porn.ā āGOSH I SURE DID.ā
More attention to this, please. :) From yet another of the I Wrote Fanfic First And I Decline To Feel Shame About It brigade.
(And I also wrote for My Little Pony, which means I may have inadvertently contributed something to Seananās state of being. [Which I will file under the āQuiet Unholy Gleeā heading.])
:)))
Damn I love the internet.
Fanfic is the Folk Process of the Literary world, and we who create it are the travelling bards taking our own spin from place to place so that the stories, survive, albeit in many forms, for millennia. Fanfic is the inevitable, guerrilla reaction of storytellers when Story is throttled by Profit and Propriety. Fanfic will NEVER DIE!!!
As a folk musician and morris dancer, HOLY FUCK IT IS. Fanfic is absolutely folk culture.