cringefail curufinwë cunt

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

after you read the poem “the woman dies” a lot of media makes you mad

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 16 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

on this day, 18 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

glad they added new maps to baseball

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

We need more gothic fiction where men are going mad and running around in billowing nightgowns and women are brooding, byronic, and morally dubious

i hate that mf so much... we gotta *remembers i dont believe in the death penalty* ...make fun of them *remembers that lolcowing is bad* in a private groupchat *remembers i need to lower my screentime and focus on exams* ... of carrier pigeons

*beep*

quiet

Ötzi the icemans' murderer could still be out there. We just don't know.

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar