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I'd love to apologise to all my followers for the person I have become this evening, but unfortunately I am not and never will be sorry, you should have all seen this coming xx

dj-crack

Today it is: misha collins

#pin #i’m back in the fucking building again

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fibromyalgicaf

Edited to add: Since a lot of people are reblogging this original post, I'm adding the updated version I did that incorporates the intersex circle...

I know intersex people are still getting excluded in a lot of LGBTQIA+ spaces (let alone wider society) and I think it's crucial to show this group is included in the statement that we all deserve equal rights.

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

batshit-auspol

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

batshit-auspol

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

fred-the-dinosaur

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

honiibbang

This is killing me

batshit-auspol

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

buginateacup

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

bleh1bleh2

i still wish for you

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interestingmistakes

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

kayla-denker

You absolutely have to specifically support trans women and transfem NB people. You can't just use a blanket "trans people" because there is a massive and increasing number of people who think that trans men and transmasc NB people are the only real trans people.

It also is doing the opposite of supporting us when when you criticize someone for harming "trans people" when they are specifically and explicitly targeting trans women and transfems.

harbinger-of-silly

All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

String identified: A ga g t t at t t t ga T tag g a Ag agag Acctac ! T tag g a Ag agag Acctac

Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle

(image source)

graveexcitement

kebbopulos

spaghettihell

birdplushie

you need to be a transfeminist

birdplushie

everyone become more transfeminist immediately

grunkypeep

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

cannedviennasnausage

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

flanoirbunny

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

shutupandtalkgeekytome

This post got weird

jennytrout

This post started with fucking hairless sharks. Weird wasn’t a destination so much as a jumping off point.

captainclickycat

I’ve never been so surprised not to encounter the word “smooth” in a text post

the-final-sif

Smooth shark post happened circa 2017, this post occurred in 2013 (posted) + pun added and 2015 (Jennytrout enhancement), years before smooth sharks would be discovered and revealed to the public.

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elierlick

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

lucieslucidity

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

fleshengine

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

apolladay

Which PWHL (Professional Women’s Hockey League) will you be rooting for in the 2026-2027 season?

- Montreal Victoire

- Ottawa Charge

- Boston Fleet

- New York Sirens

- Toronto Sceptres

- Minnesota Frost

- Vancouver Goldeneyes

- Seattle Torrent

- PWHL Detroit

- PWHL Hamilton

- PWHL Las Vegas

- PWHL San Jose

- I don’t care about Hockey

- I don’t care about Women’s Hockey (Misogyny Option)

Which PWHL (Professional Women’s Hockey League) will you be rooting for in the 2026-2027 season?

Montreal Victoire

Ottawa Charge

Boston Fleet

New York Sirens

Toronto Sceptres

Minnesota Frost

Vancouver Goldeneyes

Seattle Torrent

PWHL Detroit

PWHL Hamilton

PWHL Las Vegas

PWHL San Jose

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Too many options to include a results button so if this isn't your thing (no judgement if it's not btw) just keep scrolling.. scrolling.. scrolling.. scrolling..

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@geekg1rl3

play-exy-be-sexy

Hi I love you all🖤

chio-chan2artbox

I got inspired by that one special PnF episode lol

[Human!Perry Poll] [Doofenshmirtz Poll]

userfish

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

userfish

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

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