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It's okay to end your novel with the murderer getting a hot girlfriend.

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

grossly underestimated

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

listen I know anti-native racism is not specifically talked about a whole lot and also is deeply ingrained in American culture in a way that makes it difficult for a lot of people to recognize. And like I’m not going to tell someone they’re irredeemable scum for reposting the two wolves inside you meme or dressing up as a cowboy or not being super thoroughly educated on the history of thanksgiving. But at the end of the day the normalization and lack of education around Indigenous history and anti-native racism does not absolve you from your responsibility to learn about these things and to correct your behaviour. It should not be the responsibility of natives to coddle you just because your government didn’t spoon-feed you the history of it’s own worst crimes. You gotta do the work.

It’s the Mush Room

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

Interdimensional House of Pancakes

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

Beautiful..

^^^^acurate gif use

Im crying so hard oh my gosh. :c

NOOOO ITS BACK AND IT MADE ME SADDER THAN EVER

SCREAMING

omgg :(((((((((((((((

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES