PYNK is My Favorite Part

i've been nice enough so far but i'm ngl it makes me feel so fucking crazy (bad) when people keep making this about actual literal declawing instead of engaging with my art in any meaningful way. i was a vet med student. i know declawing is bad. that's why i used it as a METAPHOR. please god engage with my art past the surface level themes. you people are continually showing that you'll care about an animal more than any autistic person which is hilarious because one of the themes for this piece is being treated as less than animal but whatever

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

Imagine trying to claim op is wasteful for using a plastic keyboard after they show off something that looks like it belongs at Old Friends Senior Keyboard Sanctuary.

11 years and still holding up. Love your keyboard and it will love you back

I regret to inform that the windows key has died. luckily i managed to assign the numpad , key as the new windows key, which does sadly mean i need to have numlock off to use it.

Itis ith aheavy heart that Imustannounce: Iaccidentally dropped a can ofbeeron my desk andthekeyboard hasnotescapedunscathed.11 years andithelon strong, but alasits time hascome...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

please pitch in to hugo's gfm so he can be free of the breasted burden!!

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

And children! Children love a fancy drink! Let them be included!

hooray!

Hooray!

[simple video description: a person dances in a smooth, modern style while in a Double Dutch jump rope. Many times, their dance moves carry them over the rope without looking like they are leaving the ground, like sliding the feet up and over as the rope passes. The rope never catches on the dancer nor falters until they leave. A hip hop song play in the background. End VD.]

The song is "King Kunta" by Kendrick Lamar.

holy shit, that... like honestly it's sort of easier for me to believe this is somehow a clever illusion than that someone can physically do that, let alone make it look that effortless

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

this is the most important addition to a post I’ve ever seen in my life