Adeline Area

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

Wow I love being portrayed as subhuman and trying to eat ignorant white people who "just wanna have the silly show 🥺🥺🥺"

Actually hot take. Hot take. If we're all shouting from the rooftops that Jax is trans can we at least do the same thing with Caine (and Able) being plural pre-lobotomy. Please and thank you ✌🏾

WHO EVEN GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE

i wouldn't say i love programming. but i do feel inexplicably drawn to programming. and to making things complicated for myself

This is gold.

i do not see a flaw

[SLAMMING REBLOG BUTTON REPEATEDLY]

”How come you’ve never seen the Amazon rainforest if you’re from Brazil?” big country

Wait, hold on, I can illustrate it in a funnier way