Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

@mrtobenamedlater

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

Why Grandmother, what a realistic fursuit you have

A jar of rats being glued to your face and the other side of the jar being heated up so the rats have to dig through your face to escape

I’d live

If you feel like you look weird or ugly it's really vitally important that you look at yourself really really closely in the mirror and mess with your skin until it gets discolored or damaged and yeah