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A delightfully spooky Haunted House in miniature, by Spanish artisan Aida Pravia [etsy]

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“feeling like a person again” collection

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getting my labs done today i was thinking about years ago when i went to the doctor and i was like 'i've been to another doctor already but he wouldn't listen to me. something's wrong. i've never been this tired in all my life. i know i'm in college and i know i have depression but this is different. please you have to try something.'

so the doctor (back then) ordered labs and it turned out my vitamin d level was like 5 or 7 and i've never seen a doctor so elated about lab results in my entire life. she said, 'it's never. vitamin d. but it is this time. we can fix this. you're going to feel better.'

she was literally like

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so fucked up when a site/app turns <3 into ❤ or :) into 🙂that's not what i fucking said. gaslighter

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whenever we try to get our dogs excited for something we've been saying "do you want [activity / treat / etc]" and only now we've realized that they don't actually understand [activity / treat / etc] in isolation. we can say "ice cream" a million times to no response, but "do you want ice cream" works.

however, "do you want" also works.

"want" by itself, also works

we've conditioned our dogs to beg for the root of all suffering - they will not be escaping the cycle of samsara - we goofed - their karma is fucked - absolutely fucked

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god 50 years ago you really could go see a trashy b-movie and it still had gorgeous cinematography, lighting and set design, fun costumes and makeup, and now a hollywood production could have 80 million dollars thrown at it only for it to look like a drawn-out tv commercial for laundry detergent

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Damn. When I was trying to think of movies that matched this, my mind went to... Dial M for Murder. Rear Window. 12 Angry Men. All great, cinematic movies, but not trashy b-movies.

Well how about Devil Girl from Mars? Yeah, that fits the bill! Attack of the 50 Foot Woman? The Night the World Exploded!

...Guys. People. I just realized. These aren't movies from fifty years ago. These are movies from the fifties. It isn't even like I misread or misunderstood, it's just that in my mind, fifty years ago is the fifties.

Know what was actually fifty years ago? Rocky. Taxi Driver. Marathon Man, I think. Coming up in about a year? STAR WARS

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Its pride month

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Rosario Dawson in a 1998 portrait photographed by Kwaku Alston

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see also: my single favourite tweet about my former residence

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#im not one of those people who will like #reblog things ten times in a row #BUT IF I WAS

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