the boys are howdying

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Think a noob got in my walls and died

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

You can give a cat a pill 3 times and then they will have your move set memorized and will animation cancel a swallow

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you