the boys are howdying

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

If you feel like you look weird or ugly it's really vitally important that you look at yourself really really closely in the mirror and mess with your skin until it gets discolored or damaged and yeah

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks