the boys are howdying

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

Me making a oc : i gotta figure out how this one is being tortured

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

the inconsistent line spacing when editing text on art fight seriously annoys me. i press enter in one place and it makes a line break i press enter somewhere else and it makes an extra big line break

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

Let’s all actually do this

posted in 2015 and then every single world event for the next 11 years has just felt like this exactly

i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned

the lottery by shirley jackson

hold on i have to read something real quick

dude

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.