Rioting on the Inside

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina

siobhan has such a bisexual playing style but she always gets overshadowed by zac who accidentally backs himself into bisexuality season after season

Bisexual by birth v. Bisexual by curse

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

when rocky lets grace loose in the biodome for the first time do u think he near immediately fell to his knees and sobbed, grabbing fistfuls of sand/dirt to prove to himself that he’s not dreaming, or do u think thousands of years of evolution hit him like a freight train and he took off running before he knew what he was doing, as fast and as far as he could, to prove to himself that he could

Back in high school, I sliced my knee open really fucking deep and had to drop off the cross country team mid-season. I wasn't allowed to run while it healed, obviously. The second I was medically cleared again, I went to the track and sprinted as fast as I could until my legs gave out under me. You cannot convince me that Grace didn't take off down the beach like his life depended on it until his body couldn't take it anymore.