Rioting on the Inside

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

@lesbianmasterchief for the odd Minecraft crafting posts you reblog

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

Nothing inherently wrong with having an animated gif blog header but I simply cannot scroll through the blog of anyone who has one. I cannot have that thing wiggling in my peripheral vision.

DNIs have no true power but you can use this to keep me away like bug repellant