Not Exactly "Mr. Mental Health"

well personally i like it when there’s incest and necrophilia and murder and cannibalism and abuse and torture and gore and mutilation and body horror and sexual depravity and death.

Priest who gets aroused just doing his duties (because he’s a heirophiliac and doesnt know it), so he mistakenly attributes it to the Holy Spirit™️ moving through him and making him hard. He experiences ecstasy as he cums hands-free alone in the confessional, coming out of it believing it is completely fine because it was actually God who made him cum.. 🥴

priest father taking his sons virginity because it “doesn’t count in the eyes of the lord” if he’s the one doing it so it isn’t a sin

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

btw one of the key components of actually being in a healthy relationship is just asking for things that you want. i keep seeing posts on this website saying 'i really want to do/receive [X] but my partner has never done it'. just ask. 'nobody exchanges love letters anymore' ask. 'i want to have my partner's hair in a locket like the victorians' just ask. 'i want to be bought flowers regularly :((' literally just ask. your partner doesn't know they're being held to these expectations and that you're unhappy unless you tell them. it's so unfair to expect your partner to read your mind. 'it's less special if you have to ask :((' grow up and stop pretending you're the lead in a romcom. when people say communication is crucial they mean it !! just ask !!