Not Exactly "Mr. Mental Health"

well personally i like it when there’s incest and necrophilia and murder and cannibalism and abuse and torture and gore and mutilation and body horror and sexual depravity and death.

i can't cope

affirmations for shoving veggies up ur ass

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

Eel Shrine benefits VS BOAR Shrine powers

Thank you for the clarification

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

Since you don’t respect my opinion anyway, quit pestering me to fill out a survey after every single consumer experience. I keep wondering who looks at these surveys. Is the CEO sitting in his wood-paneled office, reading each individual response on an old-timey stock ticker? If so, you can keep doing this. If not, I rate this experience zero stars out of infinity.

dude imagine if a hog saw this

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying