get in loser we’re going to manderley again

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

Stephen King’s Fujo

love armand betraying the theatre for louis and then immediately betraying louis to the theatre and then following this up by betraying the theatre for louis one more time. truly betrayalmaxxing. clocking in his hours at the dissapointing people's faith factory