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feel kind of bad for everyone who just followed me for my funney picture. hope you like stephen sondheim. hope u enjoy beloved french canadian vocalist bruno pelletier

#pinning this...................... as a warning #u get what u get!

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tropdenotesss

lestat de lioncourt saying uwu out loud and things like "serving cunt" are in fact deeply in-character. in the books his favorite place to be is walmart

toskarin

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

toskarin

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

nihilisticlinguistics

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

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“maybe i’m too young to keep good love from going wrong but tonight you’re on my mind so you never know”

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HELLLLP

pronouncingitwang

[ID: A tiktok captioned, "the father of a disney princess who for some reason has a huge blind spot when it comes to the fact that the woman he loves is literally an evil witch." A comment from Bambi reads, "louis from interview with the vampire" /end ID]

calebwittebane

i used to understand summer preferrers i used to see where they were coming from but frankly in 2026 its just an inexcusable position to hold. you think any of this is okay? you sicko?

calebwittebane

what-even-is-thiss

You know people who are against birthright citizenship are always like “oh people take vacations here to give their kids citizenship”

Okay. Who gives a fuck?

what-even-is-thiss

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

what-even-is-thiss

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

gothhabiba

Samantha: do the people know about Ampersand Island?

me: ... no.....

gothhabiba

this is Ampersand Island. every time I come across a beautiful, interesting, or unusual ampersand in my archival travels I take a screenshot and place it neatly in this little pile on my desktop

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bifauxnenarmand

daniel molloy, complete the holy trinity and you will be reincarnated as armand’s vibrator

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wizardarchetypes

i was parked at the beach yesterday and a Real Biker Dude pulled up beside me. Like on a big handlebar motorcycle with his whole life packed onto it. a real rambling man. a son of the highways and byways. and he looked down at my mini-series purple e-bike and he was like "what a sweet little thing! how's it ride?" and we talked my e-bike specs. i said i liked his motorcycle and he was barely interested in talking about it except to tell me where he got it in case i ever want one. but he loved my little bike.

this is a problem for me because now i feel respected and powerful so from now on i'm gonna roll up with my e-bike to other guys on their motorcycle and be like "sick bike. reminds me of mine if it were less space efficient..."

wizardarchetypes

i'm gonna go to leather bars and start calling myself a biker instead of a cyclist.

charl0ttan

we got the auteur cookie cake baker for my siblings birthday im afraid

charl0ttan

im laughing so hard i cant stand this its too much

charl0ttan

it wasnt supposed to say baby. why did they add that?

ruggedrookie

assad zaman brings a desperate trembling horniness to the role of armand that i feel any other casting would fall short on

#🥰

nextchapter

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

#raises many questions

crazysodomite

ough

my cute mole cricket basya

look how she tries to dig in the hand... so cute

derinthescarletpescatarian

Dirt broken :(

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napping-sapphic

take your clothes off and get on the bed what no we aren’t having sex right now we’re cuddling and pressing every inch of skin together as close as possible for the next six hours

#exactlyyyyyyy

helendales

love him bad

#actors who understand that acting is embarrassing

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