Battle Cries and Champagne

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

I bet the pain will end if you rearrange my guts enough to where I don’t need to talk about it 🙂

i bet the pain will end if i cum deep enough inside her and cuddle about it 🙃

and im here too! 😃

are you okay babe you reblogged that gifset of the vampire armand 16 times in succession

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK

posts that make you feel like a crumb or perhaps a pea

i think they should put doctor who in the public domain and let us all start taking cracks at it on youtube