Battle Cries and Champagne

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard and completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

4 beers in at medieval times and your boy starts to get a little nonbinary with it wyd

it's all making sense now....

its so funny when british ppl say the letter H they have to wheeze it out like HAITCH but then they say things like orrible and ello.. girl where did the haitch go 

the producers can solve its sexism problem by making ulla a man