Battle Cries and Champagne

the audacity of daniel molloy to call armand friendless when he’s out solo bowling. name three people who answer your phone calls if it’s not work related

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

There we go, baby, just like that. Swallow every drop; it’s all yours. That’s my good girl.

”you block people over politics?” girl i block people if they don’t like the vampire armand

i really like that ringo was the only beatle to assume a stage name

No one liked the sound of 'Georgo Harr', 'Paulo McCarr' or 'Jongo Lenn', so they scrapped that idea but didn't bother to tell Ringo.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball