Battle Cries and Champagne

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

Midsommar

Interview with the Vampire

in 60 years the nursing home staff will ask me what it felt like to experience armands sad duck walk in his bigass boots in real time and ill chuckle and say Not everything feels like something else

man imagine going 73 years thinking that blond bitch is going to come out any minute and expose your marriage built on lies only for your one-that-got-awaytionship from 50 years ago to return in leveled up gilf form and do it instead

i love theatre so bad. what if books was peoples

#I will kill him myself

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Three Bears and Ten Thousand Rats, by Sir Michael Rocks