Battle Cries and Champagne

white men aren’t allowed to riff anymore

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

a factoid is a type of linguistic parasite that attaches itself onto a fact and distorts it, making it more interesting and novel, so that it proliferates through culture and lays a collective egg in everyone's brain

see ? as of writing this post laid eggs in 56 innocent scrollers' minds solely because i tweaked the definition of what a factoid is into something fascinating. if i had just told the truth, that a factoid is an obscure 4tran term for a girl who says a lot of facts, it would colonised the psyche of far fewer victims

"my maker" "him" okay Danny boy I see you can't even stand to say Armand's name, look who's using distancing language now.

ORAS haters are weak and will not survive the winter. How many other video game remakes have had the confidence, the guts, to ask challenging, pertinent philosophical questions like "if a giant doomsday asteroid is hurtling towards our planet in the remake-verse, then is it ethical to send it to a parallel dimension where it will destroy the world of those original games from 2002 instead," and even "hey what if actually ☝️ we just blow it up with a dragon 🐉"