Battle Cries and Champagne

It must be so infuriating to get eaten by Daniel Molloy. Imagine running into that disgraced ex-journalist turned vampire conspiracist your mom told you about in a dark alley at midnight and youre like haha looking for vampires? And then he eats you. Because he's a vampire. Like yes terrifying but theres got to be a moment where you're just like are you fucking kidding me.

don’t care + didn’t ask + blood of akasha in me

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

i may be the worst blog you follow but you still follow me

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

you will survive the collision with a changed outlook and a new lisa on life