Battle Cries and Champagne

Captain America's huge dick is contentious among gamers.

every year is the year of fat women with glasses

crazy that we now know lestat was eating armand's dick nightly over 1000 times and yet we don't even get to see an inch of assad zaman's naked hips anywhere near sam reid's face. art is dead

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

genuinely there will come a day when patti lupone is not out and about doing/saying insane shit and i am going to miss it.

in the aquarium, straight up "looking at it" and by "it". lets just say. the fish.

I think we should build another Broadway theatre with an incredibly penile tower to replace the one that got razed in the '30s