This used to be a blog for my rabbits, but it's pretty much just random shit now. Find my writing at roosterwhale on ao3! Bunny photos are still tagged as Shiro, if anyone's interested.
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I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time
AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.
1) after a while her habit of swooping in at the last minute to save the day gets her a rep as a legit superhero. she’s like ‘no you don’t understand. I Am Not Nice. I’m doing this for very selfish reasons - stop praising me you don’t get it’
2) ‘I’m starting to think that destiny must be a real thing. there’s no other explanation for how many of my surprises are dogs. destiny is real and destiny wants me to have dogs for some reason.’
Okay but her doing this beFORE Geralt does it and when she finds out that he only had to invoke the law of surprise ONCE to get a baby she goes absolutely feral on him. Just dead silent, furious, finally starts pulling off her jewelry like, “bard, hold my earrings.”
Cindy Bi is not supposed to be telling me this story.
First, there’s the confidentiality clause. When Bi, a venture capitalist who claims to have invested in a dozen unicorns, hired a surrogate to carry her only male embryo in 2023, both parties agreed to keep the details private and away from the media. Then there’s the restraining order against Bi, followed by a court-ordered agreement saying she would not so much as mention the “surrogate” involved in Baby Leon’s stillbirth. Finally, there are social norms to consider when publicly attacking the woman who says she almost died carrying your child.
Still, Bi is talking to me. She sends me a nearly 3,000-item folder filled with legal filings; reports to professional organizations, insurance companies, employers, and the police; emails with her attorneys; and correspondence between her and the “Egg Whisperer” influencer, Dr. Aimee.
Bi considers herself a whistleblower out to protect “unborn children via surrogacy.” Her website invokes scripture: “Establish justice in the courts. Amos 5:15.” Indeed, Bi has racked up nearly a million dollars in legal bills since 2024, in what she views as a fight to honor her son. “I want the surrogate to be known for what she did, to be set as an example,” Bi tells me. “I hope she goes to jail.” Ideally, for murder.
we need to beat these people to death with rocks and i am not kidding
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I know I have close to zero Tumblr fame, which I normally appreciate, but I would love it if this made it into the world and got fully backed. You can even pledge to get the digital content and send a real copy to a school in Africa or to a HBCU or community library of your choosing!
well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
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I've just restocked my etsy, and could really use some sales! August has been unusually slow, and bills are due in one week 😬
Please let me know if you'd like a different clasp on something, or are also ordering from Xagave and would like to combine shipping 💙
As an American, when they said truck load I was imagining an 18-wheeler style truck so I’m not too surprised by the final picture. There has to be like 200 - 300 bags of rice on that truck at LEAST. OPs BIL was incredibly lucky he only had to take 23 bags of rice from that thing.
Some might say Tumblr is a terrible place to advertise a wood carving club. Some might say you can learn to carve wood for free with Kitsap Carvers three times a week from kind people eager to share their special intrests with anyone who wants to learn and there's more info at www.kitsapcarvers.org. Whose to say whose right and whose also right?
weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place
older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"
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it's that time again where i am poor and must resign myself to the cogs of capitalism and have therefore updated my commission infooooooooo
i don't wanna take up too much of ur dash so pricing info with examples are below the cut (well worth checkin out tho theres some cool stuff), and you can always view more of my art over >>> here <<< for more examples of my art
even if you don't want a commission, please consider reblogging! reblogging is the only way to spread the word and it'd be a huge help!
If anything below doesn't cover what you're looking for, shoot me a message either here or email me at [email protected] and we can discuss what might work for you. i retain the right to reject a commission if it's not something i'm comfortable with (either emotionally or if i don't feel my skillset would be best suited for your request).
the base commission prices are for sketches, as follows:
bust - $5
half body - $10
full body - $15
from there, you can add on extra money on the following, and i'll spend more time and effort to make ur commission look cool in a cool new thing i call Putting More Time And Effort Into A Service For Extra Money.
rough lines (more refined, more detail) - $10
clean lines (even more refined & detailed. imagine.) - $15
flat colours - $10
full shading - $15
lineless (painted art style) - $35
pixel art - dependent on complexity and size, message me with enquiries
backgrounds / props - dependent on complexity and detail. ranges from $5 to $45
extra characters are 70% off. This means you only pay full price on the most expensive character in your commission, and any additional characters are 30% of what the additional character's cost would usually be (i.e. if you get a sketch commission for a full body character ($15) and a half body character ($10) in the same piece, the half body character will only be $3, with the whole piece costing $18 total).
if you see something in my art tag that has a specific style you're after or doesn't fit any of the above categories, please feel free to message me!
below are some examples of my art with a breakdown of the costs to give you an idea of what you'd be looking at:
if youve come this far and are reading this sentence ur an absolute angel and i worship the very ground you walk on and would die for you and we are married now
idk my dude. "I just wanted to cheer up this peasant and give them hope for a better tomorrow, but instead they overthrew the local nobles and now we've got to teach a bunch of peasants how to govern a kingdom"
is at least twice as funny as
"this person has sex" especially if your DM is uncomfortable with role playing seduction and such
This kinda happened in our campaign, our bard tried to talk her way out of being entombed with a lich we trapped ourselves with by snooping around in a forbidden fort we had no business to be in, and she rolled so well she reawakened an acient undead civilization to start re-conquering the world... Creating a whole separate campaign hook for our DM.
So I agree it's way funnier than simple seduction.
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