Rhaella Tully

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

OP there is an entire Broadway musical explaining why you don’t want that

There’s gotta be a better way to learn about things than Broadway musicals.

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

if the mad king play confirms that rhaegar did in part help fund the tourney at harrenhal then it is so incredibly on brand for him to have helped organize a secret congregation to overthrow his dad only to immediately and completely fuck up the plan with the lyanna situation

honestly though, as much as i shitpost about rhaegar, it would be nice to get some glimpse of his interiority. i think his life is very sad, it's also just hard to tolerate the ongoing arguments about if elia or lyanna is more of a bitch for 'ruining' his life

...the alt text?

I mean, you what are you even using your blood for really? Surely nothing so important that a humble wizard can't take even a little bit (8-10 liters) right?

that is roughly twice as much as a person contains

Not when I’m done with them