Mostly just memes and cool art

I discovered that if you lose a game badly enough in the online magic the gathering, you get an achievement for it. I managed to get a screenshot of just how badly I got my ass beat:

For those who don't play, the numbers at the top and the bottom are my health and my opponent's health. Both players start with 20 health and the goal is to get your opponent's health down to zero. At the end of the game, my opponent had 189 health, and beat me right through the foundations of the earth, leaving me with -888 health. My previous record of how badly I got beat into the negatives was -43.

OP: "Decarbonized formaldehyde is great. Just wash daikons with decarbonized formaldehyde and they turn white."

"Decarbonized formaldehyde" (脫碳甲醛) is an online phrase used to make fun of people that blindly avoid chemicals. Formaldehyde (H2CO) decarbonized is water (H2O).

Principal: What are you two doing over there?

OP: How to wrap perfectly standard triangular bipyramid zongzi (cr丁丁美食)

Writing 和風細雨 (he2feng1xi4yu3; gentle breeze and light rain) with a cat's tail on a water-writing mat.

Water-writing mats turn black when wet and return to their original colour once dry, so they are often used to practise calligraphy with water. The black colour allows you to see your writing clearly, and the mat can be reused as soon as the writing dries and disappears.