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This post made me laugh so hard too. Queer people are too funny for this earth.

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My gender is Homosexula
And they’re all Vlad
This post made me laugh so hard too. Queer people are too funny for this earth.

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
I laughed so hard before I even heard the song.
Newscaster regarding the glow of the Allegheny River in a video of the city: No, it’s not radioactive. That’s some sort of sun.
Just had that autistic moment where I dredged up 40+ year old knowledge of the time Evil-Lyn was without her headpiece and you could see her white hair. I don’t know why I felt the need to “well, actually” him about that. But I did.
Oh, damn.
I'm going to be honest: This is the kind of pithy "fits into your worldview" statement that I would need extensive citations to believe.
Along other things, it doesn't match up to my experience of people my age and older who have ADHD (particularly those actually diagnosed with ADD back in the day). The ones who are successful learned coping skills (calendars, lists, etc) and took jobs that allowed them to set the pace and do an assortment of novel tasks. The ones who were unsuccessful... did drugs. And drank and smoked a lot. But since the 70s, nobody has had a neurotypical stay at home wife to offload executive functions on.
It definitely fits my experience, I will admit that. My husband outsources his executive function to me heavily. Bad part? I’m also audhd and I’m over functioning for both of us. And I also work full-time. Just because a woman doesn’t stay at home that doesn’t mean she isn’t over-functioning for a guy who is slacking off, even in a neurotypical home. It’s more prevalent than you think.

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first time jewposting but idgaf what the pope or really any christian has to say about the "first testament" (torah) bc its not their book. idrc if this is controversial but im really really tired of the CATHOLIC CHURCH pretending to be the authority on a book they stole and appropriated from us ESPECIALLY considering their history with massacring us and otherwise making it impossible for us to live our lives.
oh you’re so real for this
this post was in reference to someone asking a jew if theyre "seriously correcting the pope on the bible" when the jew in question was talking about the ten commandments.... like the texts that MOSHE RABBEINU brought down.... i get madder everytime i remember it
i need christians OUT of our business
Iceberg is a respectable mascot. He respectably does respectable things. Gritty is a chaos demon. He’s just more fun to watch. Iceberg needs to take whatever drugs Gritty is on.
Oh, damn.
this quote from the mandolorian spoke to me for jumblr-adjacent reasons so i decided to experiment with adobe illustrator lol
probably going to turn it into... something (idk yet maybe a screenprint for my class or a necklace)

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Rereading Tough Guy. I look at most of the main characters as my idiot children but Ryan and Fabian get over most of their idiocy early on. Not all of it. But most. They can be my Gifted and Talented children.
I’m not comfortable with anyone if finding my AO3 ever not because I write smut (I don’t write smut) but because of my super long 200,000 word fanfic meditation on mental health. I’m like…don’t perceive me.
I didn’t make it to Pride but I washed the laundry super gayly. It’ll have to do. It’s like when you just put you chametz in another cupboard for Passover instead of selling it but for queer people and Pride.
I feel this sudden need to go to the beach. But not in summer. In October. I hate sand so this is all very weird to me.
I guess I’m not going to Pride cos I *always* wake up at 6 or earlier and today I woke up at 9:15, the time I wanted to be on the bus. Oh well. I do have a toilet to clean and clothes to wash and some yogurt to buy. I will do it all super queerly, though.

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can we kill the idea that yawning=bored because there's a million reasons to be yawning and being condescendingly asked "oh im sorry are we boring you?" because of something you can't control is really rude.
you're not boring me this is a side effect of my medication but thank you for deciding that my yawns are some sort of insult toward you and going on the offensive i loved it 👍
I’m yawning because I’m an asthmatic who is always short on air lol. I also sigh a lot. People tend to think I’m upset. I’m like… I think it’s some kind of autistic drum or something. I don’t know. I just do it. Every time I start a new job I have to tell everyone I just do that, it doesn’t mean anything.
I’m glad that OP:
1) Figured this out.
2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.