Friendly Neghborhood

Super shout out to the kid wheeling around the stegosaurus in the baby carriage. I love this for you, little dude. You have made my day.

So the PWHL expansion is turning into a shit show. I’m just like 🍿

Coworker: Is something wrong with your eyes? Me: No, I’m wearing sunglasses indoors because I hate light. Hiss. Hiss.

Ok this bugs me because I’m obsessed with being OnTime(TM) for everything but the rabbis here run on Cowboy Time (we get there when we get there) and it drives me nuts. Hard starts for service times and announcing the page for Oseh Shalom are important to me.

I didn’t have to teach my phone the name “Rassilon.” But I did have to teach it “situationship.” Go figure. You’d be surprised how often they come up in conversations for me. Not in the same sentence, mind you. But if someone wants to write that, I would read the hell out of it 😂

We need to talk about this whole-grain scone.

I’ve been really struggling to get the fosters to socialize with us. Last night I discovered the key to their hearts: prosciutto.