The creepy Girl next door

hit person with cardboard tube

Slap someone with overly long sleeves

Go upstairs on all fours

Make weird noise to break awkward silence

“cows” as you pass a field of cows

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

FURBIES WERE FIRST BRED FOR MEAT BUT ONCE INDUSTRIALIZATION HIT THEIR HIDES BECAME MUCH MORE VALUABLE

YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO SLAUGHTER THEM FOR THE HIDES YOU CAN PEEL THEM LIKE ORANGES AND THE HIDE JUST GROWS BACK

ALL AT ONCE

LIKE AFTER A COUPLE DAYS YOULL BLINK AND THE FURBY WILL HAVE SKIN AGAIN

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

this post was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here 

imagine what it would be like to have your lunch packed for you every day and never seeing fruit before.

Glamour~

power