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so in the uk you will be ably to apply to join the army at 17 but not use your phone after 8:30pm. that makes sense
idk how to tell this person that fat girls can BE the fat fetishists...
"Hearken unto me, fellow creatures. I who have dwelt in a form unmatched with my desire, I whose flesh has become an assemblage of incongruous anatomical parts, I who achieve the similitude of a natural body only through an unnatural process, I offer you this warning: the Nature you bedevil me with is a lie. Do not trust it to protect you from what I represent, for it is a fabrication that cloaks the groundlessness of the privilege you seek to maintain for yourself at my expense. You are as constructed as me; the same anarchic Womb has birthed us both. I call upon you to investigate your nature as I have been compelled to confront mine. I challenge you to risk abjection and flourish as well as have I. Heed my words, and you may well discover the seams and sutures in yourself."
"All art is political"? WRONG! All art is biological, presupposing a viewer with very particular sensory organs and a very particular set of instinctual responses to the stimuli they perceive. An intelligent squid or cave salamander, to say nothing of genuine extraterrestrials, would produce wildly different sorts of art.
"Ho ho, what's so biological about my picture of a cute anime girl eating a burger?" OK, aside from the already mentioned fact that only something built like us can even perceive the thing as intended, we are seeing a female member of our own species with highly neotenous characteristics consuming a food object that is dense in our-species-digestible calories and nutrients, and you're asking what's biological about it???
"All art is political"? WRONG! All art is sexual. The strongest, basest drive we have, underlying all of our psychology at a fundamental level, is the reproductive drive. Rule 34 exists for a reason: we make porn of every work of art because every work of art is already pornographic, acting subconsciously to titillate our sexual impulses.
"Ho ho, what's so sexual about my picture of a cute anime girl eating a burger?" Are you seriously asking this in 2026?? Anyway, blonde girl putting something thick and juicy in her mouth, NEXT QUESTION. "Fuck! OK, that was an easy one. But what about my Piet Mondrian wall print? It's literally just a bunch of squares." My brother in Yog-Sothoth, we have all read the 4chan thread about the guy with the bathroom tile fetish. Everything is a sexual.
"All art is political"? WRONG! All art is theological. Everything we do is grounded in our relationship to the ultimate source of being in the universe. To exist at all is to be dependent on that which transcends space and time, and this is doubly true of conscious, thinking beings. Even so-called secular art smuggles in a wide variety of assumptions about cosmic truths that the creator imbibed from their surrounding culture. And atheist art, of course, is also making an explicit claim about theology, even if it is a negative one.
"Ho ho, what's so theological about my picture of a cute anime girl eating a burger? Got you this time!" In addition to how all human figures are made in the image of the Divine, and how all art is an act of subcreation that flatters and imitates our creator(s), it is an obvious allegory of the devouring mother figure, of Kali consuming the riches of the world.
In case anyone missed it, you choosing to view all art through a fundamentally political lens says more about you than it says about art.
Goyim stop making every hero character a Jesus metaphor challenge.
Guy who only knows Jesus: I'm getting a lot of Jesus-vibes from this character
#big exception here is Steven Universe
Hi, @hieronymus-botch, how does it feel to be exactly the problem being called out in the OP?
Question: Another influence, especially lately, you can draw comparisons between Steven’s miracles and Christ figures. Are you exploring this, and potentially modernizing that allegory, with different kinds of love?
Rebecca: We’re inspired by every voice that has ever spoken about peace. I think–I’ve been reading about Hillel the Elder and how he said “If I’m not for myself, then who will be for me?”...
So no, Steven Universe (the character based on the Jewish author's Jewish brother) who is an allegory for, among other things, "being trans" and "generational trauma stemming from familial abuse" is not, in fact, Jesus.
In fact (spoilers, I guess) the finale has Steven undergoing the opposite of Jesus' character arc - he learns that sacrificing himself for humanity was a mistake which solved nothing and he finally brings about peace by saying "I am myself, take me or leave me but I'm going home".
His message is not "stop sinning and follow me", it's "accept that what you were doing was never sinful in the first place".
It's certainly a subversion of Jesus's character arc, but like, he's the product of an immortal quasi-divine being choosing to become a human to understand what it's like for us, and also the immortal quasi-divine being and the human are joined by a third person in a set who are kind of the same person but also kind of three distinct people. I'm not just projecting Jesus onto every self-sacrificing hero here, the parallels are pretty direct and specific.
Guy who only knows Jesus: "I'm getting a lot of Jesus vibes from this character".
No but this one really is jesus you guys! It totally doesn't matter that the original creator specifically answered a question asking if it was Jesus by talking about a Jewish figure.
A Jewish figure, by the way, who predates Jesus by centuries and was a major inspiration for Jesus' sect of post-Judaism/proto-Christianity - there couldn't possibly be a coincidence there! It's definitely not your ignorance, it's really secretly Jesus you guys!
What's that? There's a long and ugly history of Christians claiming that Jews only existed to make a Jesus, and now that there was one all Jews should just... fade away and stop existing. Insisting that a jewish-coded character made by a Jew based on two different but specific Jewish people isn't problematically similar to that at all!
She did? Source?
Well you could read the quote in my original reblog, but here it is again
Question: Another influence, especially lately, you can draw comparisons between Steven's miracles and Christ figures. Are you exploring this, and potentially modernizing that allegory, with different kinds of love? Rebecca: We're inspired by every voice that has ever spoken about peace. I think--I've been reading about Hillel the Elder and how he said "If I'm not for myself, then who will be for me?"
https://www.tumblr.com/love-takes-work/163298599197/sdcc-2017-rebecca-sugar-interview
She's spoken in multiple interviews about how much of her own brother she put into Steven, but here's one: https://youtube.com/watch?v=aHbnlkkMUkQ
I suppose I came off previously as denying any non-Jesus influences on Steven's character, and that was wrong of me, I did already know that Steven was based on her brother, but I do think the Jesus influence is still there. She says right in the quote "We're inspired by every voice that has ever spoken about peace." It seems like she was just mixing elements from the Judaism she grew up with and the Christianity which is omnipresent in broader American culture (as well as universal things like sibling relationships and generational trauma) without particularly worrying about if it was heretical to either. On top of the previous examples, there's also this one shot which is a pretty clear reference to art of Jesus's birth,
and the idea of Jews telling stories which mix Jewish and Christian influences is something that has unambiguously been done before, like Eric Kripke's Supernatural or Scott Alexander's UNSONG.

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Goyim stop making every hero character a Jesus metaphor challenge.
Guy who only knows Jesus: I'm getting a lot of Jesus-vibes from this character
#big exception here is Steven Universe
Hi, @hieronymus-botch, how does it feel to be exactly the problem being called out in the OP?
Question: Another influence, especially lately, you can draw comparisons between Steven’s miracles and Christ figures. Are you exploring this, and potentially modernizing that allegory, with different kinds of love?
Rebecca: We’re inspired by every voice that has ever spoken about peace. I think–I’ve been reading about Hillel the Elder and how he said “If I’m not for myself, then who will be for me?”...
So no, Steven Universe (the character based on the Jewish author's Jewish brother) who is an allegory for, among other things, "being trans" and "generational trauma stemming from familial abuse" is not, in fact, Jesus.
In fact (spoilers, I guess) the finale has Steven undergoing the opposite of Jesus' character arc - he learns that sacrificing himself for humanity was a mistake which solved nothing and he finally brings about peace by saying "I am myself, take me or leave me but I'm going home".
His message is not "stop sinning and follow me", it's "accept that what you were doing was never sinful in the first place".
It's certainly a subversion of Jesus's character arc, but like, he's the product of an immortal quasi-divine being choosing to become a human to understand what it's like for us, and also the immortal quasi-divine being and the human are joined by a third person in a set who are kind of the same person but also kind of three distinct people. I'm not just projecting Jesus onto every self-sacrificing hero here, the parallels are pretty direct and specific.
Guy who only knows Jesus: "I'm getting a lot of Jesus vibes from this character".
No but this one really is jesus you guys! It totally doesn't matter that the original creator specifically answered a question asking if it was Jesus by talking about a Jewish figure.
A Jewish figure, by the way, who predates Jesus by centuries and was a major inspiration for Jesus' sect of post-Judaism/proto-Christianity - there couldn't possibly be a coincidence there! It's definitely not your ignorance, it's really secretly Jesus you guys!
What's that? There's a long and ugly history of Christians claiming that Jews only existed to make a Jesus, and now that there was one all Jews should just... fade away and stop existing. Insisting that a jewish-coded character made by a Jew based on two different but specific Jewish people isn't problematically similar to that at all!
She did? Source?
nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said
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Goyim stop making every hero character a Jesus metaphor challenge.
Guy who only knows Jesus: I'm getting a lot of Jesus-vibes from this character
#big exception here is Steven Universe
Hi, @hieronymus-botch, how does it feel to be exactly the problem being called out in the OP?
Question: Another influence, especially lately, you can draw comparisons between Steven’s miracles and Christ figures. Are you exploring this, and potentially modernizing that allegory, with different kinds of love?
Rebecca: We’re inspired by every voice that has ever spoken about peace. I think–I’ve been reading about Hillel the Elder and how he said “If I’m not for myself, then who will be for me?”...
So no, Steven Universe (the character based on the Jewish author's Jewish brother) who is an allegory for, among other things, "being trans" and "generational trauma stemming from familial abuse" is not, in fact, Jesus.
In fact (spoilers, I guess) the finale has Steven undergoing the opposite of Jesus' character arc - he learns that sacrificing himself for humanity was a mistake which solved nothing and he finally brings about peace by saying "I am myself, take me or leave me but I'm going home".
His message is not "stop sinning and follow me", it's "accept that what you were doing was never sinful in the first place".
It's certainly a subversion of Jesus's character arc, but like, he's the product of an immortal quasi-divine being choosing to become a human to understand what it's like for us, and also the immortal quasi-divine being and the human are joined by a third person in a set who are kind of the same person but also kind of three distinct people. I'm not just projecting Jesus onto every self-sacrificing hero here, the parallels are pretty direct and specific.
An ultra extended flowchart for identifying dynasties! Even identifying sub-periods of each dynasty. As always, this is a general guide ther
does the makeup look sad or happy? >>> goth & sad >>> middle tang dynasty [lmao]

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Goyim stop making every hero character a Jesus metaphor challenge.
Guy who only knows Jesus: I'm getting a lot of Jesus-vibes from this character
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They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì
did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY
also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

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Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.
bitches be saying "passing is fake, nobody passes, cis women don't pass, it's all colonialist eurocentric beauty standards, btw I saw a trans woman on the bus yesterday and..."