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I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.
Tell me how your parents met in the tags.
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Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
4. uno
i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man
not saw related but i do have to hand it to whoever made the banana splits movie for saying, “most people don’t really care about this niche kids property anymore, let’s go wild and do a bloody horror movie with them and see if that’s anything.” we need to do that with more stuff. when will i get my horror adaptation of barney.
was midway through a text rant to my friends about how i could make the most 6/10 ass stereotypical mascot horror barney movie about a serial killer that is a traumatized former child actor on barney who hijacks the suit and takes the live audience hostage and makes the audience play evil versions of the barney games (i don’t actually remember any of them) to liberate the kids from their parents and teach the main character about standing up to her dad or something when i realized i’m just doing death game horror again. all roads lead back to saw i guess.
the name would be something like “barney loves you” and the tagline would be “no more purple dinosaur” and the trailer would have the i hate you you hate me let’s get together and kill barney song! i could literally do it with a sound stage seven actors and five gallons of fake blood! it would be so easy! fuck!!!
don’t get it twisted. this would not be a good movie. it would not be intended to be a good movie. it would be intended to be a movie you watch on tubi while you’re drunk.
oh COME ON
*angrily stomps over to whiteboard with title MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE IDEAS*
*crosses out MASCOT HORROR*
*writes RESORT HORROR*
*after a moment, writes DEAD MALL HORROR?*
I actually would love to write a horror movie set in a dead mall or an abandoned beach resort, just because I find spaces that were designed to sell you something and that were abandoned once people stopped buying very interesting. In some ways I feel like that’s at the heart of mascot horror, too– after the grinding wheels of capitalism have moved onto the next shiny thing, what happens to a place?
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow
goat dog
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I had a dream I was playing a Fallout spin-off game called Fallout: Underground that takes place millions of years after the apocalypse instead of hundreds. Humanity is treated as the ancient precursor species to a bunch of sapient mutant animals.
Something like this exists, it's called Mutant: Year Zero, started as a TTRPG but there's a video game now
Oh baby fight
Its amazing how much they can grow in a few weeks :) Cellphone is still on the left and Terabyte on the right.
Hopefully
There are four categories of people you will meet: Underlings, superiors, rivals, and love interests. One of my underlings has been attempting to convince me of the existence of a fifth category, "friend", which appears to have no purpose. I suspect it is a ploy to get out of performing her duties.
If you have enough passion in your heart, superiors, rivals, and even some underlings can also be love interests.
an underling love interest isn't a person they are a Toy
Quadrants are the four different types of romance recognized by trolls, first explained through exposition here. As humans are socialised to
Those unaware of history are doomed to repeat it.
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Cattle have been invaluable for the transition of human society from nomadic hunter‐gatherers to sedentary farming communities throughout mu
TIL cows were independently domesticated at least twice: once in mesopotamia, once in the indus valley, and possibly separately in africa. i'd noticed bengali cows were very different to european ones but didn't realize it went that far back. i wonder if the hindu reverence for cattle and not eating them goes back to that? or did they initially eat beef but stop later.
your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw
your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw
It's funny that, while it's become taboo in the mainstream to admit publicly that you think members of the same race as you are more deserving and members of different races are less deserving, and that the ultimate moral duty of a person is to serve their race against other races, it's totally mainstream (to the point of one being utterly unelectable if they DON'T actively affirm it) to think exactly the same of nationality.
All for the in-group, none for the out-group. Where the in-out group line is drawn just slightly differently.
The deep-seated fundamental mind-poison that is, or at least is currently wearing the name of nationalism.
I don't want to insinuate that the "living forever would be awful and we should never do it" people are arguing in bad faith or know that they're wrong.
But it sure is Something that every single argument they make is based on misunderstanding their opposition as saying shit that no human would ever say. Like every single argument is just monkeys paw shit, malicious misunderstandings to twist something cool into something that sucks.
Like, you say that it would be cool if we could develop the technology to live forever
And they'll say that that would suck actually because you'd just be stuck in an aging decaying body with every single part failing but totally unable to die
And you explain that what the fuck, that's obviously not what anyone means when they say that and also not a thing we could reasonably develop the technology to do anyway. And the actual thing you're proposing, and that is the subject of research right now is technology to stop or reverse the aging process.
And they say that they just misunderstood, and clearly your real opinion is that you want to look young and hot forever, which is an entirely different thing and also the most reasonable thing to be a second guess but not a first.
And you explain that no actually the visual appearance of being old is not anywhere near as much of a concern as the degenerative effects it has on the body. The issue is the heart failure and the cancer and the alzheimers and failing joints and needing mobility aids and watching as the people you love wither away and die. And that the fact that we have a promising lead on how to prevent this means we have a moral imperative to do so.
And they say that they're still not convinced. Sure it sounds nice to live forever when you're young, but around year 500 you'd start to get bored and wouldn't know what to do with yourself. And you know that's true because there's a TV show about it.
And you have flashbacks to every conservative who goes red in the face at the suggestion of reasonable public transit and walkable neighborhoods, and very clearly, for some reason, thinks that "people do not have to use a car if they do not want to" necessarily means "your car will be taken away from you by force and you will walk and take the bus with minorities and be forcefemmed and whatever else goes on in the minds of conservatives"
And you try to figure out how to explain that there is literally no immortality enforcement mechanism that could exist where the enforcement mechanism would not be the issue, as it would be literal torture and would be precisely as much of a problem if applied to people who would die. And that "humans can live forever" does not mean "you will not be allowed to die." And that you believe in the right to choose death just as much as you believe in the right to refuse it.
And you decide it's not worth it because you cannot get someone to understand something they're determined to never ever understand. And you go to make a post on tumblr about it instead.
Or they're like "oh so you want the world to be ruled by a cabal of immortal billionaires while everyone else has to eat dirt and worms and live in the mud and die at 40".
And you consider pointing out that you could raise the same complaint about, like, basically any invention ever, that if the computer was invented today then this person would be claiming the computer will usher in a grand dystopia where only the ultra-wealthy can do things like communicate with each other freely at global distance or make certain types of art or do any of the automation that computers allow.
And then you realize this is one of those people who also holds such opinions as "any new advancements in medicine are literally eugenics" because they read too much YA and are terrified of anything new happening ever, and that if they were around for the discovery of fire they would be catastrophizing because you can kill and torture people with fire. And you realize there's no reasoning with them, so you decide it's not worth it and later end up bringing them up in a tumblr reblog.
(And later it also occurs to you that absolutely none of these people seem worried about the potential "car accidents jump to number one cause of death globally" scenario.)
datacentres are becoming the new vaccines for leftists
Wait until the people learn They are using the data centers to research new vaccines! #deepstate
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The average 19th-century futurist would politely listen to our bragging about the Moon landing, atom bomb, internet, etc. and then say "...and you STILL can't control the weather?!"
My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.
Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.
I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.
My grandmother broke up w my grandfather through a letter and he just pretended to have never read it. They got married and had three kids.
My grandmother confessed on her death bed that:
Her and Grandpa were in a relationship with their best friends
The four of them have been in a relationship since they were teenagers
They flipped a bottle cap to see which girl the boys would marry
Their children could have either man as their biological father but their biological mother is the mum that raised them
The past two weeks has been chaos since her confession 😂
