omelas adult

i am transfem ralsei’s #1 supporter however as a brazilian i cannot take people calling her transei seriously i am so sorry

i am 100% convinced that mobile phone/ social media bans for under 16s are an attempt to remove kids and teens from public life. this is not protecting kids this is locking them in houses with no escape from their abusers. the world is so hostile to teenagers rn

the real reason to oppose capitalism is that the profit motive of the grubby merchant class precludes exclusivity. venture capitalist filth demand that every piece of humanoid biomass on the planet be given access to an internet that will be irrecoverably degraded by their presence. our homeland has been ruined by their profit motive, reduced by mass immigration of unworthies to a sanitized mormon mall for the buying of stanley cups and decaf soda. begone!

this is a renaissance painting

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

You can tell Toby Fox is from New England because there are a million quaint little small towns around here that look exactly like Hometown. Come on down to South Westchesterfordshireham, Massachusetts (pronounced "WEST-er-for-sure-um"), where the biggest three buildings are the town hall, the vaguely Protestant church, and the police station where they enforce with Puritan fervor the 35mph speed limit. I bet there's a Dunkin' Donuts just beyond the police tape

Official Post of Massachusetts

4. uno

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

not saw related but i do have to hand it to whoever made the banana splits movie for saying, “most people don’t really care about this niche kids property anymore, let’s go wild and do a bloody horror movie with them and see if that’s anything.” we need to do that with more stuff. when will i get my horror adaptation of barney.

was midway through a text rant to my friends about how i could make the most 6/10 ass stereotypical mascot horror barney movie about a serial killer that is a traumatized former child actor on barney who hijacks the suit and takes the live audience hostage and makes the audience play evil versions of the barney games (i don’t actually remember any of them) to liberate the kids from their parents and teach the main character about standing up to her dad or something when i realized i’m just doing death game horror again. all roads lead back to saw i guess.

the name would be something like “barney loves you” and the tagline would be “no more purple dinosaur” and the trailer would have the i hate you you hate me let’s get together and kill barney song! i could literally do it with a sound stage seven actors and five gallons of fake blood! it would be so easy! fuck!!!

don’t get it twisted. this would not be a good movie. it would not be intended to be a good movie. it would be intended to be a movie you watch on tubi while you’re drunk.

I actually would love to write a horror movie set in a dead mall or an abandoned beach resort, just because I find spaces that were designed to sell you something and that were abandoned once people stopped buying very interesting. In some ways I feel like that’s at the heart of mascot horror, too– after the grinding wheels of capitalism have moved onto the next shiny thing, what happens to a place?