Good lord they really don't have lube for some reason.
How do two grown sexually active bisexual men not own LUBE?
And like sure, they have perfectly good spit, but they didn't use that either.
They stole a lube substitute from someone else.
Guess I should be grateful it's not nonstick cooking spray but AUGH.
And then you took the coconut oil you used as sex lube out of the kitchen with you, right?
Haha, right?


















