Certified Slutbucket

Like 85% of tumblr users hate and loathe embarrassment based comedy with every fiber of their beings, but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure their audience that the embarrassing scenes are skippable.

Lots of people dislike tragedy but never in my life have I ever seen an author reassure the audience that the death and grieving scenes are skippable.

Stop trying to pass off self-censorship as “accommodation.” Stop trying to pass off pandering as “inclusivity.”

I have more but I had to submit this mug immediately.

Saver's in Glendale, AZ.

I know I have A Type but how is everyone in this book pretending that Biggus Dickus is not the hottest and funniest and most interesting guy in the whole compound?

And the page after that, I found out they actually ban contraceptives?

I get that's probably not actually as big of a deal as it feels like to me (half of them are infertile anyway or something) but I also thought the whole difference between them and the evil cities were they didn't force women to do things they didn't want to.